Celby

im just here to think out loud, if you read it that’s on you

[Celby @celbyholl3]

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[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Birds are real.

[Celby @celbyholl3]

my most toxic trait is leaving the box i asked for on the restaurant table

[toxic king @toxicking]

*girl uploads photo*

all her fake friends: "😩😍😍"

[Celby @celbyholl3]

@itskylecovers @isaiahmeyers5

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[Celby @celbyholl3]

asked my girlfriend to name every nfl franchises mascot

[Celby @celbyholl3]

yes @ty_toothless @KZane40

[leti @lynchiangf]

is a man with an earring a slut?

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Celby @celbyholl3]

this aged well

[Teak Wood @Twood_26]

Diesel may be $3.09, but at least the big bad orange man that hurt your feelings isn’t president anymore, right?

[Celby @celbyholl3]

inflation may be at a 40 year high, but by gollee thank god trump isn’t hurting everyone’s feelings anymore…soft ass mf’s

[Celby @celbyholl3]

woke up on my living room floor.. nice

[Celby @celbyholl3]

start day w yardy 🤝 end day blacked in the yard ayeee

[Celby @celbyholl3]

@ty_toothless i don’t remember asking thanks

[Celby @celbyholl3]

@isaiahmeyers5 fair enough 😂

[Celby @celbyholl3]

bro if ur 20+ doing the “ask me a question” on snap i just have one question. why? 😂

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

GOOD FRIDAY!!!
JESUS SACRIFICED IT ALL for ALL OF US!

[Celby @celbyholl3]

real is rare

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Pussy

[C @lherealchieff]

As a man why are you doing a photo dump

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

they thought I was done… I told em I’m just gettin’ started. #LetsRide

[Celby @celbyholl3]

hate it when i’m right

[Celby @celbyholl3]

this weather has me feeling like i’ll be blacked out by 3 on saturday stay tuned