celeste

i used to scream my thoughts into the ocean, but now i live in ohio so i use twitter instead

[celeste @celcohen]

@British_Airways i booked a flight but did not receive a flight confirmation or eticket. please help!

[celeste @celcohen]

@British_Airways I did not receive a flight confirmation in my email. the payment is in my bank statement please help—chat line and phone are not working

[celeste @celcohen]

just had the best idea i've ever had: nathan fielder as david bryrn in a shot-for-shot, non-ironic remake of "stop making sense"

[celeste @celcohen]

@sashaarotu i think you mean to say “thank you”

[celeste @celcohen]

https://t.co/j00cMwAxZH

[celeste @celcohen]

DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER

[celeste @celcohen]

@substack is down but i just finished an essay. aerqewfaksdhf pls get it back up

[celeste @celcohen]

embarrassed to be a teen today

[celeste @celcohen]

ok so the galaxy photos are nice but can Mr. Webb start working on making vegan cream cheese taste better?

[celeste @celcohen]

@missjazmin123 no way i’m currently sweating balls on the ACE 23rd street. #cosmicconnection

[celeste @celcohen]

@sashaarotu concerning soft launch?

[celeste @celcohen]

@maddielouwho88 …nightmare?

[celeste @celcohen]

oh god please tell me paddington bear has air conditioning

[celeste @celcohen]

cried today because sally draper gets to see the beatles at shea stadium and i don't. no other reasons or underlying issues.

[celeste @celcohen]

DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER DAVID SEDARIS SUMMER

[celeste @celcohen]

my tummy hurts--someone compliment me

[celeste @celcohen]

@sashaarotu is this a soft launch?

[celeste @celcohen]

but I use DUO authentication!!!

[Cybernews @Cybernews]

Kenyon College in Ohio left more than 24,000 students at risk from a leaking database that exposed their personal information including passwords.

#CyberSecurity #DataLeak #privacy

https://t.co/6oquaU1KYa

[celeste @celcohen]

american girl doll this, american girl doll that. i want to hang out with allison janney, not some plastic child!

[celeste @celcohen]

@sashaarotu name names

[celeste @celcohen]

one of the minions has braces. is there a minion orthodontist? or is there a human who does minion orthodontia?