Celeste Anahi

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

That kid put the dirty jew sticky note on his backpack himself

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Does Bad Bunny have a learning disability or is that just how Puerto Ricans speak Spanish

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Tf did you just say to me?

[kat @sailawayniall]

Y’all remember when Little Things came out and we were just so young and so obsessed & literally all of us really believed they were singing it to us and we’d cry

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

🧚‍♂️

[Fernando Cao @thefernandocz]

In 2023, Argentina was dying:

• Central Bank $12B in debt
• 50% poverty rate
• 7,500% inflation

Then Javier Milei became President.

11 months in, he's pulling off the greatest economic turnaround ever.

In a 2-hour pod with Lex Fridman, he revealed exactly how he did it🧵

[emmy 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ 𑣿 misses harry @emssbby]

spend a day in 2013 as a one direction fan girl

an interactive thread ꣑ৎ

[charis 🌨 @louslilshit]

UPDATE📲: harry styles was seen getting fleeing the scene after putting this small man in the trunk of his car, sources say the small man yelled “oi oi” before the trunk closed but not before harry was heard whispering “home is not a place, you’re safe here”

[KJW @Hawkesbay69]

BOOM 💥💥

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Just crashed my car

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

Twenty years down, forever to go.
You still complete me, Ho. ❤️

[Rahul Kothari @rahkothari]

Huge day for astrology accounts who don’t have to split up the signs into two posts anymore

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Friend: I’m poly.

Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Is this Joker ever gonna scheme some shit? Mastermind something? Or is he just gonna laugh and crash out for 3 hours?

[Robert Kroese @robkroese]

This is 79 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't understand how Brits ever colonized India

[sodomite townhouse @kings_fan]

oh if i was jenna...... nobody could tell me SHIT after this!!!!

[PŪNGAO ⚡️🍯 @realpungao]

You hurt yourself.

Sprained ankle, pulled groin, popped hamstring. Doesn’t matter.

“Grab some ice and Advil and bring the inflammation down”

Terrible advice.

Avoid ice at all costs (besides one specific situation). Here is what you should do instead 🧵

[John @johnnywizzz3]

Making my rounds.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Based women are mocking the crap out of the Australian feminist Olympic breakdancer. Love to see it.

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

for itsy bitsy