Mad Libbs

your shocks are fine but my struts are better.

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flavored vodka is for sissies and pregnant women

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@rickygervais @MJMcKean u didn't ...

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In yor spaceboots...yor so kewt

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Trying not to judge myself for being so into the show #Bridezilla ! Wow.

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Weird lucid. Dreamt I died and was looking for my sister. Wake up, wake up...

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#MOOD

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DMV line TWICE in the same day. And the nastiest restaurant meal I've [never ] eaten. Today is pretty gross. I hope it gets yummier. ;)

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Up and practicing for my lucid sesh, trying to time it with pre-sunrise for the xtra pineal stimulation, we'll see. Can't hold em long yet.

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Oh God. Went hamm on the pizza buffet toppins (I'm GF-no crust) and now I want to hurl. WHY did I think pizza toppins was a good idea? :(meh

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Lucille Lawrence Photography on #Yelp: Photography by Lucille Lawrence http://t.co/EvF4MbmFDj

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Lucille Lawrence Photography on #Yelp: Photography by Lucille Lawrence http://t.co/nYFIMKHi4c

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Lucille Lawrence Photography on #Yelp: Photography by Lucille Lawrence http://t.co/HPX7syK3W9

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Last night He told me my hair was soft when it was dirty & full of paint chips/This morn He woke me up by writing I ♡ U on my bare shoulder.

[Whitney McLellan @wmclell]

Where my girls at? So. Much. Fun. lanatown @dmstaggs @dandelionfresh @celebritykitsch… https://t.co/Hpk7On5Eu4

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Last nite's dinner: Hawaiian Pizza bowl w grassfed beef, bacon, pineapples, sweet onions, sundried toms & feta. It sounds weird today tho.

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Sometimes I wish my partner had a serious food allergy or aversion so I could make "nonchalant" & condescending comments whilst serving it.

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Been practicing yoga more recently and totally had a dream that I was a super bendy badass!

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Twist is the new twerk

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It's a long way up and a long way down but I've waited my whole life to see the world from up here.