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24 || pokemon tcg & smiski collector 🌱

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID.

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @ShitlibSupreme]

The Adolph effect is happening

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: U.S. scientists fired by Trump launched a new website to make the government's climate data freely accessible

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

I don't want AI glasses. I want eyes and teeth covered by health insurance.

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[J ♡ @juuxiie2]

This AI shit really just accelerated every single negative thing about the world lmao

[NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist]

The GOP is genuinely an existential threat to this nation.

[Nomad Skirata @NomadicAllo]

Remember kids: the ram shortage is caused by ai bros and data centers so the reason you won’t be able to afford a console to play GTA or God of War or Halo is because of this loser

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[Praise @tufpraise]

We're tired of hearing 'the names will shock the entire world'. Name them. Arrest them. Or shut up.

[gant @gantisdant]

zohran doing everything in a suit is such a great bit. he’s like the mayor in portlandia

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fuck yeah!!!

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Hi! 👋 Child of a landlord here. My stepfather isn’t using your rent money to improve your unit—that driveway is never getting fixed. He’s in Amsterdam *right now* doing mushrooms in a $600/night Airbnb.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

The same people who cried wolf saying Mamdani would institute Sharia Law in NYC think this is great.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Actually that phrase was invented in 1954 - which was 167 years after the constitution was signed. 👍

[est 🐙 @fenceurs]

women’s pain is always diminished into an aesthetic so it can be more digestible