a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈

How many pets is too many? I might be a witch 🍃🎃 {she/her}

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@EmoRatGuy I regret to inform you it’s way worse, it’s a 90s Daria fanfic hoax

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@OrkoDeity @peachlybeloved @CumulativNimbus Didn’t expect to cry at work today but here we are. Thank you for sharing this ❤️

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@vampijinx @airbagged At least he told on himself so you knew it was time to take the trash out

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@ravenswxng @jadeeatskids @ratappreciator Us stretched ear havers also play with them. For instance I recently discovered drinking straws are the perfect size for mine. Find someone who lets you join the fun lol

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@LadyLiana6 @screwedluna @ScramRatz Isn’t it fun how complicated it can be. Feel free to send me a message if you want to discuss weird confusing gender stuff more lol

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@screwedluna @ScramRatz That’s a really good point that I don’t think I’ve seen laid out like that before, thank you. Obviously I’ve got some personal work to do as far as my understanding of my gender, but this is really helpful to keep in mind

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@screwedluna @ScramRatz I think about maybe gender fluid working but then I come back around to not being “masculine enough.” But maybe that’s a “it works for me and everyone else can get over it” moment idk. Thanks for letting me ramble here lol

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@screwedluna @ScramRatz I think so, but not all the time so it feels hard to think about in a critical manner and actually hold on to in my head

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@clhubes I can’t remember the state or town in the US, but I got a kick out of the time I shipped something to 420 High St

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@actorgrrrl @clairebetweetin @PetSmart Laughing at you tagging petsmart like they’re gonna come take the cat away

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@RileyAlbarn @Jonty_W @rageykay @EmmaSzewczak jfc that lecture is so disrespectful on top of everything else. I was lucky enough to find an understanding doctor who did everything he could when I got it replaced recently. Still painful but much better and it was minimal effort on his part to help me.

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@Jonty_W @rageykay @EmmaSzewczak Ugh I think getting an IUD in with no medication or numbing actually traumatized me a little. One of the worst medical experiences I’ve ever had. Literally wanted to kick my gyno in the head but was in too much pain to move.

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@honeydropz999 Basically saying he had a kid despite not wanting one but decided her existence was worth it based on how he became a better person

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@meridienq00 @nhl_taylor @kidhaggard @rachelmillman @jkac I adopted a 2 y/o boy and a 10 y/o boy, both very scrungly, nervous, and over-looked, and they ended up being the sweetest, chillest cats ever. They’re already out of their crazy kitten phase and ready for infinite love and food. I’m so excited for you and your new kitty :)

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@nyxlumina @kayleens_coffee I have some news for you

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

i love you one eye pete

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@sicklyrobots @wyrmforge I rented this game as a tween and completely forgot about it until just now omg

[a sad cat lady, MSW 🐈 @celerymonsteree]

@gymfitbex @je_ne_sais_blah @rachlsara Also your lips are just like normal looking full lips so idk what they’re talking about??

[TheDisabilityEnthusiast @twitchyspoonie]

Trying to find a bra that's my actual, correct size has taught me exactly why most people are not wearing ones that fit and I need us to start discussing this as a structural issue rather than blaming it on ignorance.