Celeste

this seems serious, let’s have a drinky

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the green m&m showing up to the unemployment office tomorrow

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is cool

[Celeste @celesimonson]

Has anyone considered retrieving back the Golden Records from outer space?

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

love you guys so much 💕

[Celeste @celesimonson]

Teaching uncultured men about wine one terrible date at a time

[Mody @modytalkmovies]

This should be put in a museum idk

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Shane Clifford @brilliantshane]

Congrats to Rihanna and As Soon As Possible Rocky on the birth of their child

[Celeste @celesimonson]

I wouldn’t say I was charmed, but I would say I was hexed a lil

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[Celeste @celesimonson]

Something sinister is happening with the birds

[Celeste @celesimonson]

Sloppy bisoux only 💋

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this