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good morning starshine, the earth says hello

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Actual conversation between me and apes in 2015 🫥

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babe swims, I read 😌

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Just getting ready for work has me sweating 🥵

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Him : can't wait to wake up next to you everyday

Me when i wake up :

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When your drink is the same color as your cold foam, I’m judging you

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Rocco’s really playing Hawaiian roller coaster ride rn lmao

[Noah Camras @noahcamras]

I don’t think the Dodgers want the All-Star break to come.

Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman and J.D. Martinez have each homered in consecutive games. Will Smith and Max Muncy have added homers, too.

The Dodgers are as hot as they’ve been all year. What a way to go into the break.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[celessss @celesssxo]

living w my sister be like

[Joey is movin’ and groovin’ @svddenstache]

Beatboxes are like the edibles of alcohol, because you down 3 and think you’re strong, but… you are not. You are not immune. You will fall.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

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7/9 people on my team are off today. Why am i here

[Papa Burgundy @Nighthawk_2011]

It’s going to be 100+ degrees this weekend, make sure you drink plenty of water & watch how you talk to me.

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Me rn @ work 😩

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My dad living his best lil socially awkward life in Denmark is just about the cutest thing 🥲😂

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This man can’t be real with this Starbucks order rn. What in the tiktok influence is going on here 😩

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It’s been an eternity and an instant all at the same time. I love youuuu ⁦@MsLoaf⁩ #year8

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Whoever’s doing brujeria on me….it’s working, please stop 🥲🫠