Celesta

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International TV Interviews @Rajacenna
REUTERS PRESS AGENCY report/interview
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#ambidextrous #drawings

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Dear whoever designed this universe: could you create a completely new universe because this one is starting to feel slightly concerning

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Trying to process the fact that daughter interviewed piano legend Evgeny Kissin while I’m still figuring out how to stick my finger in my nose https://t.co/BO8rlm9Iz2

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Surviving in a fake world: day 21993. The human nonsense continues.

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When a fly terrorizes your suspicious mung bean pea soup https://t.co/OLQ7RjwtIC #microblog

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I’ve been told I’m not allowed to put away our recently acquired wall tapestry because apparently it has now been completely claimed by a group of cat snobs using it as their personal luxury lounge area

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I still remember when moments disappeared instead of becoming permanent online evidence

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Good morning from whatever planet this is. Get up! Today’s chaos isn’t going to wait by itself and someone in the house has probably already asked a totally ridiculous question while my brain is still trying to wake up.

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Surviving in a fake world: day 21992 of overanalyzing absolutely everything within a 14 kilometer radius

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The Persian watching-a-baby-look (also known as the what on earth is that look)
@isabellacutycat

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My brain after surviving another “yeah but…” from husband

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The Quarrelsome Meerkats That Were Exterminated by The Zoo https://t.co/6BlY4DaF1q #blijdorp #stokstaartjes

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Surviving in a fake world: day 21991 of realizing zoos are apparently only animal friendly until the animals start acting like actual animals and then they exterminate them right away

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This is how we sharpen pencils in Holland… https://t.co/BjkLihtB8h

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De door Blijdorp om zeep geholpen ruziezoekende stokstaartjes https://t.co/69ntcz4V6f

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Evidence I should not be left unsupervised. My morning within 14 minutes so far: sat on the cat, made a water bottle explode after it fell down a 4-kilometer-high staircase, due to the bottle disaster the entire charging cable infrastructure vanished. Never seen again.

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Surviving in a fake world: day 21990 of still not understanding why humans keep turning everything into a mental institution circus when everyone could just wear tiny pointy hats+a baby turd on top+a cute little yellow flag sticking out of it+ behave nice to each other for 4secs

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Staying fit with your kid be like…

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Meanwhile Universe keeps testing how much nonsense my nervous system can survive and just assumed I could type nonsense also with 1 hand by violently cracking the other one in half on a clothing shelf. Well excuse me universe: I’m busy trying to live my life before it’s too late

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Surviving in a fake world: day 21989 of me not understanding the entire concept of doing household tasks while the house keeps totally generating new ones behind my back whenever I leave the room for 4 seconds

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Evidence babies are not entirely human: Did you know babies will lick the supermarket floor without hesitation but when they have to eat broccoli they’ll
act like you offered them radioactive betrayal