Celeste Almeida

MA | NYC

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@JonnyRoot_ @LuisGilbertLop @MichaelJBier Lmaoooo bold of u not to delete this, ur a fucking dumbass n I guess having money for merch doesn’t equal talent??! haahahahhaa

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@elijahliststeve Holy fuck the man couldn’t use correct capitalization if his life depended on it

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@RepMTG U look like the underneath side of my pinky toe

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@realkodybrown irretrievable u moron fuck

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

No.

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@bdawwwwwwg Wait omg

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@itsmecara_b BAHAAAAAA

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Why is she doing my act?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

It’s almost like these animals would rather be running free.

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@JessieJ_rae @katieannmagyar Bahahahahahahahahahaha

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@JessieJ_rae I feel this

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Spread your light fearlessly lmao just kidding what if I said shit like that

[Celeste Almeida @celeste_a123]

@Pvssywvssy Quite literally that’s what the entire joke is calm. Down.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Well TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Fox is located on an island where almost everyone voted against Trump and Steve Doocy thinks the reason no one on the island wants to talk to Fox is "Everybody's busy."