celeste ♡

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

I be in y’all’s section drinking all the cranberry juice tbh

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

This is what twitter is about 💕

[Blister @Blisterdose]

Does anybody know if there’s like a non-asshole version of “i literally don’t give a fuck” but has the same depth or whatever

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

a sexy woman like myself wasn’t meant to be so corporately employed. i’m supposed to have a hibiscus in my hair in a bikini on a tropical island with my tarot cards and blunts in my juicy couture daydreamer meditating on the beach secretively wealthy.

[⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ 𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑢𝑠⁷ ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ @PIESEESMOON]

despite all the societal shit against us, being a woman is really fun

[✮ COGNAC QUEEN ✮ @COGNACQU333N]

I don’t like that I like hard summers lineup

[😇 @ImNotChris06]

ICE agents out here with last names Martinez and Lopez. Yall bout to really piss me off 😂😂😂😂

[shar @sharloola]

have you ever considered that the young hoes are trying their best

[percy @ieatu4lunch]

when i die boomerang them lowering me into the ground plz

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i do NOT fuck w the cold.. i really b mad asf just cus it’s cold as shit!

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

i need politics to get ageist af i’m sorry

[hairy j blige @hairyjblige]

the imessage search bar whenever you try to search for anything

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

bro i hate managing money, i was born to splurge.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

Sza is the siren of this century and my favorite voice.

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

I hate a "omg she's so drunk" ass bitch. You saw me drinking so wtf did you think was gonna happen? I was gonnna fly?? Go to hell

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

getting your lashes done is the real torture

[Olandria🎀 @LashaeAsh]

👩🏾‍🦰🍊

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I love hitting people when I laugh 😂😂😂