Cel🦥

*ring ring

[r ✩ @elizl0r]

when a woman smokes it's because she has a troubled past and a kind soul but when a man smokes it's because he's a loser with no self discipline

[Cel🦥 @celesteeamberr]

Yall went to hard summer but I got someone hard during the summer.

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what clocking out feels like

[naz. @dojaclouds]

okay but where’s HER oscar??

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

hate when people ask if you’ve drank water when ur drunk NO stupid bitch and also i spmoked 1 bajillion cigarettes

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

i'm sorry but kim being slapped so hard that her makeup flew on the wall will forever take me OUT😭😭😭

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Why the hell does Melania Trump look like the Hamburgler?

[Bink @vileoaf]

when I metcha in the summer…to my heartbeats sound…

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[felanie @drearmll]

i get high and start sitting like this