mia 🕵🏽‍♂️

SAD BITCHES ONLY!! ⚔

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Thread of me writing out how British people say things

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

@BioMarkDarrah idk if youre the right person to ask but will the da4 character creator be better than the previous games? I saw the one for bg3 and thats everything i want in a da game. (also the ability to make black characters would be nice)

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

@michaelsheen Do you not find it creepy at all that you're having a kid with a woman that is literally half your age, not to mention only a few years older than your daughter?

[tuna’s time capsule 📦 @_tunabelly]

me trying to get the cat
the attention of
a cat on the street
by clicking, kissing,
whistling, and
shhshshhshs-ing

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Tell me why some lady decided to dress her four year old in a matching sports bra and booty short set and take her to a park.. more importantly who the FUCK was the person that designed that for little girls to wear. Guillotine them immediately

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

*pretends I know what this accent sounds like*

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

*eastern seaboard accent* listen okay I knouw yous wants some couwfee but I caint give in tuh ya okay? You're a douwg end douwgs caint have couwfee okay? It's real bad for ya okay pup?

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

*eastern seaboard accent* listen okay I knouw yous wants some couwfee but I caint give in tuh ya okay? You're a douwg end douwgs caint have couwfee okay? It's real bad for ya okay pup?

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Losing my mind over my own joke

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

My perception of my RE teacher changed when I learned she had blue eyes.. we oppress los ojos azules in this house

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

@VictorPopeJr Eyebrow ring for the sole reason of the only person I've ever seen w an eyebrow ring is the one sensible guy on a travel show I like

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Rmbr that artist that was like "if your characters don't have recognizable silhouettes, you've failed character design"?? The coonery.. the audacity.. not everything is Steven universe, freakazoid...

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Bryan dechart if you're out there.. I saw your work in prep school blues and thank you for saying gay rights

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

I wanted to be a therapist for a while, then a linguist, then an ocean conservationist, then an artist all in a about a year and a half but we're feeling very passionate about the acting think ladies and bottoms....

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Hmmmmm... I know every 5 months I have a change of heart of what I want to do w my life but.... I'm getting genuinely butterflies in the stomach type of excited at the mere thought of being an actor so... We'll think about it theydies and gentlethem

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

Highlights of my wardrobe include a bright purple pokemon shirt my mom bought for me, a flower crown, a lace poncho?? thing???, A fabric headband with metal studs and this shirt my dad bought me for Christmas

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

You ever just go thru all your clothes and realize you have 1000x more clothes than you thought?

[Will @willaustin89]

#GCSEs2019
Invigilator: ‘Check your pockets now. Check for things such as books, notes, mobile phones, smart watches and blotting paper.’
Everyone:

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

My brain after keeping me up till 2 am and then waking me up at 5:45 am when I have my English GCSE exam today

[mia 🕵🏽‍♂️ @celesteishere]

I had far too much coffee last night and all my complete and total apathy for my exam today got thrown out the window so I've been on edge but excited and nervous for like 8 hrs now.