vegetarian librarian

i am both of those things.
loud snorer, profuse sweater, instant sunburner
she/her

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

As a hypocrite, I enjoy both complaining about capitalism and shopping.

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

@rossovg @pnc you will have to answer for this someday

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

seemed apropos https://t.co/88rXf6lUCV

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

we love the bad website

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

is there a band called the haters and losers yet

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

@superSGHP i hate it!!

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

unfortunately, going to bed early feels great the next morning. hot facts coming to you live from the same people who brought you “regular exercise does actually help with managing anxiety.” 🙃🙃🙃

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

@onionweigher this was quite a saga https://t.co/yROVo8suzm

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

the @nychealthy pcr express testing sites are the best, best thing. free, minimal wait, kind staff, and results within a few hours. now they automatically test for covid, flu, AND rsv! https://t.co/7aSYnFCX4y

[Allison Pecorin @AllisonMPecorin]

Pennsylvania Senator-Elect John Fetterman has arrived at the Capitol for new member orientation wearing a suit and tie.

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

@pnc •cheaper than renting 2
•good for hauling cargo or kids, or just being cringe in the kent ave bike lane
•extremely rare vinyl pressing

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

we invented an electric tandem citibike but @pnc says that’s also the title of the worst album from 1972 so i guess it’s a no-go

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

i wasn't gonna do a twitter nostalgia tweet but i realized i won't ever be able to think about january 6 without thinking about this tweet of @pnc's

[Dan @dankgdl]

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

gotta get gene hackman in here pronto

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Twitter is currently in its "1970s New York" phase... going bankrupt, rule of law collapsing, capital pulling out, dweebs fleeing to lamer places. This is why it's better than ever

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

when you see a really cute picture of an animal online do you pet it with your cursor

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

@pnc optimized for holding your dry cleaning

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

@jennschiffer onlyfans (foot section)

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

ugh, it ate the alt text for the first image. here we go again. alt: Text conversation screenshot. My mom says, “That dude’s picture on the account looks like a friend of mine from high school looks now.”

[vegetarian librarian @celesteleighb]

i sent her a tweet from @oldpplonline #shitmymomsays