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[celeste @celestelittrup]

Asked my 8 year old sister what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said “definitely not a stripper. Probably… a veteran or a model”

[💋 @lalisland]

@yeetnpark Where is he finding these kids they’re so creative 😭

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

LOOK AT HOW SHE ATE THAT

[celeste @celestelittrup]

I have recently come to the realization my aesthetic is white trash and that’s why I moved back to the Midwest

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Romance is dead? Not in the Midwest

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It’s is a bones day! You deserve nice things, treat yourself today. If it started out a no bones day, time to turn it around ✨

[celeste @celestelittrup]

How am I ever going to survive without a dog that needs to be snuggled 24/7

[Céline @selangelic]

no one:

aries and scorpio

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

settin the early alarms

[jadey @missmilkton]

i’m crying.

[celeste @celestelittrup]

Does anyone else have like 300 random screenshots of their lock screen or just me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am a morning person in the sense that I enjoy being out and about in the early morning but the problem is most mornings I would rather die than get out of bed before I need to so in that sense no, I’m not a morning person

[cal? @cal_gif]

I really thought I was the only one getting absolutely harassed right now by CVS omg

[celeste @celestelittrup]

Why do curbs exist all they do it get in my way and make me replace my tires

[Mookie Blaylock @Jiles]

When u find out Tequila has no carbs so it fits into ya diet

[celeste @celestelittrup]

is Tom Holland still alive

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There should be weighted versions of every object. Don’t stop at blankets. My coffee cup is 14 lbs I’m gonna be strong as fuck

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Who’s badass son is this??? 😭😭😭😭😭 #CrateChallenge