Today, I am announcing that @OHDeptofHealth will issue an order, effective 6:00 pm tomorrow, that will mandate wearing of face coverings in public in all counties that are designated Red Level 3 Public Health Emergency Alert.
teachers at the pep rally: let’s get super hype for the football game
student section: *actually gets hype*
teachers at the game: okay but not that hype
Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?
Men: NO
Women: can we have access to safe abortions?
Men: absolutely NOT
Women: okay can you wear a condom?
Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/