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[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Sleeve tattoo

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

WHY THE HELL AM I PAYING TAXES TO A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT:

>CANNOT DEFUND THE TALBAN
>CANNOT SECURE OUR ELECTIONS
>CANNOT BALANCE A BUDGET
>CANNOT READ THE BILLS THEY VOTE ON
>CANNOT PASS TERM LIMITS
>CANNOT PASS DOGE CUTS

WHY ARE WE PAYING TAXES?!!!!!!

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The world is healing

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Anyone else notice that when a bill is beneficial to US, it takes hearing after hearing and infinite committee meetings to maybe pass the house

But when it's for Israel or Ukraine, it's passed before any of us even knew there was a bill

[.stuff @vintagestuff4]

The Philosopher’s Stone
Les frères Chapuisat

[EmperorPalpatineMemes @ZheGermanGuy]

Star wars III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

Mexicans cannot vote in Mexico without a valid ID, but the United States is racist for wanting to implement the same rules?!

Pass the Save America Act and stop the nonsense.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Ticks cannot fly, they cannot jump,
and they crawl slower than a snail.
Yet, they somehow “outbreak”
across thousands of miles of
different states in the exact same
week.
They aren’t migrating through the
woods; they are being delivered.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Want to hear something crazy?

Over a 15 year time period there was a 72% increase in criminals not being competent to stand trial for their crimes.

72% increase over 15 years.

The system is broken.

[Negative Zero @KilValmer]

*picks you up in the kei armory*

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“Minnesota watched a Somali man walk FREE after a jury CONVICTED him of stealing $7.2 million in taxpayer money.”

The jury called the evidence overwhelming.
The judge overturned the verdict anyway.

If a unanimous conviction can be thrown out, justice is DEAD.

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Star Wars marathon on FX hits so much harder than streaming them.

[` @ymmayerr]

Honey Bees make our food, A.I. doesn't. Save the Honey Bees, not data centers

[Wm. Thomas Hill @weltec2]

How does Bill Gates have a right to make people sick like this? How does he have a right to make an entire nation allergic to meat? Arrest this criminal, now!!!