Celestina

its a great day at Chickfila my name is caroline. how may i serve you?

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

A Roth IRA is a GoFundMe for old people

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

The Millennium Falcon is the Black Pearl of the Galaxy

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

Po from Kung Fu Panda is the next avatar. Change my mind. #skadoosh

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

Only good thing about Trump rallies is that all the Dicks are off the road

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

“America: do we have any other culture besides...baseball?”

[Kendall Procaccino @KendallProc]

So you wanna talk about range? Tom Hanks is range!

[Meshaal @Mbman2]

i’ve seen debates at high school lunch tables better than this

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

Idea: whenever they talk out of turn, they have to donate $1,000 to their opponent’s campaign fund
#PresidentialDebate

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

The Bar Dad!! Check him out
https://t.co/JYSEyHOodh

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

I don’t understand why you cant just venmo some titty. @sydney_bryan77

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

@MeganLizzSmith @ZacharyLevi

[Elizabeth Thornton @elizabethann879]

I’m not home until Buddy Dyer says I am

[Elizabeth Thornton @elizabethann879]

"Sure Megan like I have the time to run the Twitter account for a painting"

But I did.

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

@BYEmarinicole @elizabethann879 Rude

[Elizabeth Thornton @elizabethann879]

No one:

Theatre girls: I ate them. That’s right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

@elizabethann879 @BYEmarinicole @ColIegeStudent O my lord y’all

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

@elizabethann879 Hey, I’m watching the Bachelor

[Celestina @celestina_iam]

Troy Bolton is the reason why girls our age are never going to be happy in relationships. #standardstoohigh