You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.
What broke me was the night my boyfriend and I were watching a news segment about an inheritance dispute where a man lost everything to a greedy relative. He laughed, shook his head, and said, “Honestly, if my own dad ever got sick or went broke, I’d probably just put him in the cheapest, worst nursing home I could find and forget the address. It’s just survival of the fittest, right?”
He chuckled like it was some edgy, dark joke, but the room instantly felt freezing cold.
Weeks later, my dad suffered a minor stroke. While I was frantic, crying, and trying to organize his medical paperwork, my boyfriend complained that I was "killing the vibe" and asked why I was spending so much energy on someone who was already on the decline anyway.
That night, I remembered his "joke." I looked at him and realized it wasn’t a joke at all. It was a glimpse into a hollow, completely ruthless soul.
When I packed my bags and left the next day, he called me dramatic and said I couldn't handle his "dark sense of humor."
And yet, our mutual friends still tell me, “He was just talking shit, he didn’t mean it. You threw away a three-year relationship over a hypothetical comment.”
No. I threw away a monster before the hypothetical became my reality.
New York Police are currently searching for this man, who allegedly beat a teen after the NY Knicks game, sending the teen into a coma.
Do your thing internet!
thinking about the time i was drinking a caramel frappe in a waiting room. i looked away. turned back. and there's a random child sippin my shit out the straw
One time I was scared of South Africans was the time two passengers strangled an Uber driver to d£ath.
I read comments from them, they said the guy was a student and should not even be working, hence, his d£ath was justified.
Those guys are disgusting and one of the most despicable people on earth.