Célestin Matte

Freelance devops sysadmin.
Ex-Privacy researcher. Web and Wi-Fi tracking.
Dancer and digital artist on my free time.
Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

My recent works, list of threads ⬇️

[Oana Iova @OanaaIova]

You want to do a PhD thesis on IoT in an international laboratory with very nice colleagues in the beautiful city of Lyon? We are hiring 👉https://t.co/2PNlKvOimn with @_fval_ at @Inria_lyon #Agora

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

(Classical Art Memes on Facebook)

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

I haven't tweeted much recently, but in support of decentralization, here's my new Mastodon handle: @[email protected]

[Steve Krenzel @stevekrenzel]

I wound up meeting with a Director who came in huffing and puffing.

The Director said “We should know when users leave their house, their commute to work, and everywhere they go throughout the day. Anything less is useless. We get a lot more than that from other tech companies.”

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

@CrevetteAntifa Donc si je résume : une vidéo, un appel, 3 visios + 3 autres à organiser pour un job qui consiste à *écrire des textes*

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/tlougFWg8B

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

stolen Content

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

I mean, I don't understand how billion-dollar companies can have bugs going on for months on very common actions

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

Has keeping a poorly maintained and buggy web interface ever been considered as a #darkpattern to force users to install the app and collect more data?

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

@Cunchem Not in CPDP but I live in Brussels now!

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

@damiantgordon @thanhtut @MSlavkovik @Cristianapt

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

I didn't think that there would come a day where I'd see John Oliver explain third-party cookies and deanonymization on television
https://t.co/B1uZVjr978

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is a recently discovered illusion, and it’s really quite striking. The strange effect is called the ‘curvature blindness’ illusion [read more: https://t.co/O3FdChdyNt]

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

That feeling when someone posted the same issue you're having on a forum 7 years ago and nobody ever responded to them

[Célestin Matte @CelestinMatte]

Please keep wearing masks.

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

The next wave in Europe has begun

[Tom🌶\(^-^)/🌶 @TomLawrenceTech]

Visualization of a security bypass with a CVE > 9.8

[David Legrand ☁️ 🤘 @davlgd]

Le pire dans ce genre de conflit à l'heure des réseaux sociaux, ça reste quand même de voir tous les lobbyistes du dimanche et leurs relais en profiter pour pousser leur agenda sectoriel. Respectez-vous, fermez-la.

[🧮Henry Talbott🦇 @bathematician]

The best PhD defense is a good PhD offense

Print out your doctoral committee’s old theses beforehand and spend the first 30 minutes of your defense eviscerating them