So you're telling me #Hawkeye has human eyes?! Why would I watch a season of a man with human eyes only pretending to have the eyes of an aviary hunter? Ridiculous https://t.co/QF7rpv1nRp
The year is 2031. In an unmarked warehouse in the city, meat farmers trim pieces off the mother-meat as it continually grows like a toumor. Off planet our astronauts feast on their own local mother-meat trimmings. Thank you mother-meat.
The year is 2077.
The world is destroyed, VR is now the only way to experience the outdoors.
Some kids are DDoS attacking my VR cottage.
"Get off my server you cybernetic punks" I yell into my microphone with tears.
Schrodinger's Election: the remaining votes are fraudulent and must be tossed where the Republicans are leading, and the remaining votes are missing and must be found where the Democrats are leading.
Human civilization has been evolving for over 10k years, we have harnessed nuclear power, eradicated diseases, even gone to space... So why is guac still extra?
Driving: *a car passes by at twice the speed* "damn dangerous speeding idiot is gonna kill someone.
Cycling: *a cyclist passes by at twice the speed* "hot heck look at the legs on that speeding god, my hero."
Minecraft has gone from an indie gem into a largest ever AAA title, used to present new consoles and their bestest hardware capabilities (ray tracing), and is available on basically every device.
All without a Minecraft 2. Same darn game.