celia

basically spencer from icarly // she/they // not one to text back, definitely can commit to a penpal-ship though

[celia @celiamillame]

dude why does the harpey eagle look just like my brother

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The earth is burning, democracy is crumbling, I have lived through a minimum of 3 “unprecedented” events and you’re trying to tell me I should “save for retirement” instead of buying TRINKETS?!

[celia @celiamillame]

@haileecolby omg he LOOKS like my boy

[carly tennes @tennesanyone]

Tonight's to-do list:
-honk
-shoo
-honk
-mimimimimi

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

for any straight people unfamiliar with the coming out process — this is basically how it works

[celia @celiamillame]

dude straight people r so weird. they’re debriefing the drag show.

[celia @celiamillame]

me: oh, yeah, no i don’t stress about leaving the house at all
also me: degreasing the oven lid *just in case* before i go

[Gabby Beckford 🏄🏽‍♀️🌺 @packslight]

do you like eggs but simultaneously have to mentally prepare yourself and pray not get the ick for them in the middle of your meal, or are you normal

[celia @celiamillame]

who put phoebe bridgers on my discover weekly i don’t have the time for this kind of hot girl moment

[celia @celiamillame]

do i have the money? no. do i have a plane ticket? no. do i want to see harry styles? yes. do i want to fly to the nl and simply not come back? yes.

[celia @celiamillame]

someone stop me from buying harry styles tickets in the netherlands

[celia @celiamillame]

there is nothing worse than thinking u have salami when u don’t

[celia @celiamillame]

my claim to fame: i know a guy that beat bobby flay

[celia @celiamillame]

singin john legend to my cat and i’m tearin up a lil ngl

[celia @celiamillame]

yes i am the crazy cat lady no i do not care

[celia @celiamillame]

little miss “hears her cats making noises even though she is on the other side of the country”

[celia @celiamillame]

i miss chauncey’s lil brrrrrs

[celia @celiamillame]

not kidding when i say it is in my cart

[celia @celiamillame]

me: literally cannot even finish a single crochet cardigan
also me: yeah, i can do a van gogh graphgan! !! why not!!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[celia @celiamillame]

getting a bunny was such a power play for my mental health 10/10 recommend

[celia @celiamillame]

fcka crazy cat lady i'm a crazy bunny lady!! i cried! when he did it the first time!! my angel baby.

[celia @celiamillame]

I TAUGHT MY BUNNY HOW TO GIVE ME KISSES ON THE MOUTH !!!!!!!!! !!