cel

aspiring hater. lemon enthusiast #LANDBACK

[cel @celinamm_]

First time rooting for the boys in blue #knicks

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

Park Slope after the rain

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

deleting pics of lovers but never of that doner I had in Berlin 3 years ago

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[jason kim @jasonkimvc]

OG Anunoby leaving Toronto and thriving in America like every homegrown Waterloo software engineer

[the katerion channel 🇵🇸 🌾 @goodluckkat]

Knicks hurry up and win I can’t keep drinking six beers every other day

[Sofía @starkcanarie]

“I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team” YOU CAN DO THAT WITH STICK FIGURES

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

can’t believe i just witnessed this in central park

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[g @34rths]

I know kindness is never lost or wasted because Everyone who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[nathan “squirrley” cockrell @nathancockrell_]

Currently pooping in the bar bathroom #bad

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the 2026 Atlantic hurricane names have been released, and I need to tell you all right now that if I get swept off this mortal coil by a storm named Kyle I am haunting the halls of the World Meteorological Organization until the end of time

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

for years i thought an oncologist was just the dr they kept on call at all times

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

gf’s not home, fruit on da cats