Céline Van Dam

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

I did it. And I got an A. 🤓💁‍♀️

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

My department head just told me there’s no way I can complete my HRE over the summer. Watch me, bitch 📚📚📚

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

Moms on school council are the mean girls of the parent world

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@hydroottawa @tm_kavanagh Lies

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

My biggest regret in life is not buying these Adidas Krusty Burger shoes when I had the chance

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@jennbheemsinghh Thank you for your service 🥹

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@ohlorditsdiana And the best music video of all time!!!!

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@Pyritememories A healthy bitch 💪♥️ 👟

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@christinagntks “On holiday” you have become a full on Brit 😍😍

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@missbaluka Love you always♥️♥️

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

After having my power back on for less than 48 hours…… it’s out again 😭😭😭 #OttawaOutage

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

I am taking my daughter on a girl’s trip to Italy in 33 days. Holy shit.

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

I need to stop eating a jar of peanut butter every week. I’ve gone too far!!

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@missbaluka RIP☠️☠️☠️

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

As someone who overthinks everything, I’ve stopped telling people to “feel better soon” when they are sick b/c I don’t want them to think they need to get back to work ASAP. Now I say, “Hope you take the time you need to get some good rest in!”

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@missbaluka NOOO ALEXIS☠️☠️☠️

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

@missbaluka Noooooooo

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

No one had the foresight to know that crocs would still be in business in 2022

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

I am eating at the mall food court it is so fucking weird

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

Every year I realize how young I am and how much time I wasted thinking I was old just because I went to university as a mature student lol

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

Side note: this goes to show that COVID numbers are wayyyy higher than what’s reported. We only know because our child got at-home tests from school. Eligibility for PCR tests has changed since the early days of the pandemic and the at-home tests are not reportable.

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

The COVID got me 😩🦠

[Céline Van Dam @celine_shine]

The COVID got me 😩🦠