CELINE DIMAS

An Entrepreneur & Producer passionate about innovation, AI & Empowerment. exploring creative ways to improve my work. @dimastvng,@dimasxperience

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The gym business in Lagos needs some competition.

I don't want to mention names, but... 🙄

#workout #gym #fyp

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And just like that Nigeria's have forgotten Justice for #Ochanya

It's scary the way we move on.

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Ground Zero with Dimas
A bold social experiment under The Dimas Experience.
Let’s build. 💥
#GroundZeroWithDimas

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Dear Nigerian Police,

My neighbor just received a money bouquet. I hear it’s a crime 🤣 I’m snitching on everyone today! 🤣

#Valentine #ValentinesDay #valentines

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I’m not so sure I like humans anymore. Cant wait for robots to take over. Pls @elonmusk make it happen.

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Veneers are trending now, but Japan just discovered a new drug that can regrow your teeth from scratch at any age! It’s out by 2030. So, are you ditching or keeping your veneers ? I Just say make I update una! 🤣

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6.5-Bedroom Terraced Houses, Ikoyi – Rent: ₦90M/annum. 3 units available.
7.3-Bedroom Flats, South West Ikoyi – Self-compound, rent: ₦150M/year.
8.Banana Island Plots for Sale – Various sizes from 734sqm to 2,500sqm at ₦2.8M/sqm.

Call 📞 0808 894 3403

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1.Commercial Plot, Victoria Island – 13,300 sqm on Ahmadu Bello Way at ₦1.7M/sqm. Min. 4,000 sqm.
https://t.co/tddbADh6OH 3-Bedroom Apartments – Type A with balcony at ₦270M, Type B at ₦260M. Delivery by Dec 2024.

Call 📞 0808 894 3403
Email- [email protected]

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3.3-Bedroom Apartment, Primewater Gardens – Rent: ₦5.5M/year. 6th floor with elevator, no BQ.
4.4-Bedroom Maisonette, Ikoyi – 95% completed at ₦750M NET. Pool, gym, and 24/7 security.
5.4-Bedroom Serviced Apartment, Ikoyi – Off Bourdillon, selling at ₦450M NET.

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Those guys can be rude; I don’t want them disrespecting you!” Unfortunately😂, she listened to me and stayed. We had a good time & left, but this morning? Guilt hit me like a ton of bricks. Did I just kill her vibe & opportunity?

I even called her to apologize for stopping her.

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Naturally, I asked who they meant, and they were talking about @Olamide !

Now, one of the best printers I know—she’s a big fan—says she wants to approach him to offer him free printing services. I couldn’t believe my ears! My instinct kicked in, and I blurted out, “Don’t go!

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do.
Everyday I sleep the next day. Even yesterday I slept today. Like?? 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Did you know that in Igbo land, as of 2024, women are still not allowed to inherit their parents' property?

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What other country flaunts money like Nigerians? None!
Nigerians might just be the most insecure set of humans. Always showing off car keys, wads of cash, cars etc…just to be seen or look relevant and that’s why we have youths who would do crazy, illegal things just to belong.

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If I slide into your DMs to inquire about your product, please go straight to the point. Let me know what you offer, the price, and any other important details. Too many questions or unnecessary conversation is a turn-off.

#GOAT #teachersday2024 #TheBachelorette

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You get tested the most when it's time for you to elevate.

Do not break. I repeat, Do not break.

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Dear Priscilla,
I hope you're collecting 10% of every sale from his current song or upcoming album. Think like a boss.

#TheBachelorette #teachersday2024

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We all claim to want a better country, but the moment we get a small position, we start acting like mini gods. What happens when we get a bigger position?

Question from the gods.

#LeadershipMatters #LeadByExample #DoBetter #NationBuilding #GOAT #Accountability

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Once I get the money I’m expecting, I’m coming to sign Cynthia Morgan. Loved her music so much.