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sleepy girl in a busy world

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

sleeping until failure

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[Julia Steinberg @juliasteinberg]

For women, this is called 8am pilates cancel fee

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

me every 28 days

[Sentient Felicity (Kate R.) @AlaskanKate]

The girlboss leaving my body the second any maintenance light in my car comes on

[lauren @winonaddict]

imagine them having to scan a QR code for the menu

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after giving bad directions from the maps

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this and a silver fridge = 2k a month 😂

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Please take ur days off, these jobs do not care about u.

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Covid wasn’t 2 years ago, it was 5 years ago

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

best episode of abbott elementary incoming

[Eric Dachman @dachness]

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

[Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls]

YouTube during the most critical point of the video I’m watching:

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when it's your last day on vacation and u thinkin bout how u can make this your everyday lifestyle

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

This is how it feels to have the common cold as a man