celine

funnier and dumber in person // she/her // insta: bleachmacchiato

[celine @celinemingfield]

found out when some of my sf friends carpool to san mateo to meet me for dinner they’re playing games together in the car AND doing all their big life updates without me 🥲🥲

[celine @celinemingfield]

saw a tiktok of 5sos performing heartbreak girl in 2023 and it made me miss my fangirl phase for a millisecond

[celine @celinemingfield]

i called my mom one time while she was w my uncle to ask abt how to make my fav dish from her and my uncle keeps sending me cooking stuff

[celine @celinemingfield]

got into the ticketmaster queue for taylor tickets but didn’t even get a fighting chance 🥲🥲😰🥱

[celine @celinemingfield]

in the span of two weeks i’ve been to three different grocery stores and can’t find a single one in stock w pita chips when i want it

[celine @celinemingfield]

not surprised tho he removed me on a snap a bit after we stopped talking and decided to just be friends 🫠🙃

[celine @celinemingfield]

i was venmo friends w a guy i used to talk to and i just noticed that he unfriended me on venmo 💀💀💀 i have good captions wtf

[celine @celinemingfield]

airdrop is such an underrated feature for couples to send my boyfriend directions and take advantage of his iphone 14 pro camera (coming from an iphone 11 girlfriend)

[celine @celinemingfield]

@aguafinaa_ SWEAR THIS WASNT ABT YOU

[celine @celinemingfield]

some people have the boring bereals like put SOME effort

[celine @celinemingfield]

it’s one thing to randomly hit up a girl you haven’t talked to in years, it’s another thing to encourage her to cheat after she asked what makes you better than her bf

[celine @celinemingfield]

saw my apt dumpster catch on fire last night and now dumpster fire has a stronger meaning

[celine @celinemingfield]

nothing brings coworkers closer than a hatred for another coworker

[celine @celinemingfield]

almost everyone at some point has told me they can’t tell when i’m at my desk bc you can’t see me past the cube walls

[celine @celinemingfield]

my coworker (who also works in IT) did not know what a distribution list was 😐😐😐😐

[celine @celinemingfield]

my boyfriend and i are so used to minding our own business that we didn’t realize the guys next to us at illenium were talking to us

[celine @celinemingfield]

the car behind me really watched me struggle to parallel park for 5 mins before leaving 🥲

[celine @celinemingfield]

went back to sf for the weekend, not even 12 hours after coming back to sj i get a bloody nose

[celine @celinemingfield]

every time i tell my mom how tired i am from work all she tells me is to just go to bed earlier 😐😐😐