Your bisexual bf you been with for 9 years with 3 kids asks you to go 50/50 on a date but then has to pick his mom up from work. He needs $6 for gas(funnel) and calls you the 🐐. Do you sit in the back of the car or do you clean and fold his bedazzled jeans that say ponk on it?
Congrats on a remarkable 18-year NBA career, Russ! 👏
2016-17 Kia NBA MVP
9x NBA All-Star
9x All-NBA
2x NBA scoring champion
5th all-time in assists
All-time leader in triple-doubles
NBA 75th Anniversary Team member