lanie yaps

physically disabled autistic girl posting 🐱 online. 26. yap account for @lanieluxx 🔞 vanilla / femdom / everything in between 🫰🏻 queer btw

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

do u guys mind if I post my butt on here sometimes 👉🏻👈🏻

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@rillsrillest i thought the coffee thing was also a euphemism like for anal or something if she's a toilet whore but apparently that's too far and its actual coffee. come on audrey

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@Kodi_blues see I don’t know if I want a new thing to fight with in my life

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

one day I’ll buy and learn how to use a sewing machine for all my silly little alterations but everyone I know who has one spends more time yelling at, fixing, or buying replacement parts for their sewing machine than actually using it so I have yet to be bothered to get one

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@c0nteastwood If I ever got one it would be secondhand/thrifted but I’d have no idea what to look for rn

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@latkedelrey that and "this is keeping me from working at my full potential" aka contributing to capitalism bc that is the number one goal

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

my take on the time blind discourse btw is i know im time blind but i have coping mechanisms so im not late to anything. you people cant do anything

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@mdsnmchll not wrong there LMAO

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

It’s official:

You’re going to Hell if you use AI.

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

Hey, it’s Alice. Don’t you just LOVE Israel?!

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Reject AI slop and embrace the era of unhinged celebrity montages and stories nobody asked for but everyone somehow needed

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@PopBase I’ve never cared about music critics and I never will. Like your whole job is to complain about something. People do that for free all the time

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

my therapist: the thrift store furry “awooooo!” ABDL onesie can’t hurt you

the thrift store furry “awooooo!” ABDL onesie:

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@CrazyDaysPoster If this is real I don’t think they’re offering that money to manon looool I think they’re offering that to all the other girls to split and let m back in 😭

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@visceralscenery i do my own nails but like gel x tips and gel toe nails and most of my friends do the same thing. i think this depends on your bubble

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@lanabeesfw @benedictsred taking friends to magnolia blvd is the land of my people

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@meldotjpeg healthcare system* was

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

taking care of a kitten feels like baby lite. why am i wiping her ass and feeding her every 3 hours on the dot and not playing my music too loud in case i cant hear her crying from the next room and trying to figure out how to potty train a tiny creature who is very new to earth

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

@meldotjpeg i thought the human healthcare was exploitative and then i went to a 24/7 animal ER at 11pm. god gives his toughest battles to his most disabled and financially strained soldiers

[lanie yaps @cellanies]

"pee in this box" bitchhh she doesnt even know what a box is or what the pokey things are on her feet and you want her to PEE HERE?