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nebshit. She/her

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I'm a shell of my former self for many complicated reasons, but fear of young peoples opinions will never ever be one of them.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

I often wonder why some friends in their 30s and 40s are shells of their former selves when we're out and realized it isnt age, but the fear of being perceived a certain way by younger people. I bet they all thought like this at some point too

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@GlitteryRebel I don't see this comment calling childfree women a waste, I see it calling mothers-to-be impatient poor and immature.

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I'm very good at finding the most compassionate explanation for bad behavior possible, which then gives me license to be incredibly nasty about the ones I simply can't concoct a plausibly sympathetic excuse for.

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@SysbmTB @SeanSco11549273 @FLOTUK Ahh don't be shy, we're sharing the same logic here.

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@SysbmTB @SeanSco11549273 @FLOTUK Exactly. Her actions. Her fault. Maybe her husband wouldn't have killed himself either. So really, she's responsible for both the deaths in this murder-suicide. Shameful behavior on her part.

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@SysbmTB @SeanSco11549273 @FLOTUK If she was irresponsible, that means it was her fault, at least in part, no? The article about her death was a very poignant and respectful way to comment about it, you're doing great sir no need to walk back your talking points.

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@SysbmTB @SeanSco11549273 @FLOTUK thank god for the kind, thoughtful men like you out here to remind women, with such wisdom and compassion, that it's their fault if they get murdered on this article about a woman who just got murdered.

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@SysbmTB @SeanSco11549273 @FLOTUK these murdered women need to learn to be more responsible.

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@SysbmTB @SeanSco11549273 @FLOTUK yeah she must have wanted to get murdered.

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@SysbmTB @FLOTUK article said it appeared she was the primary earner, on top of everything else.

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there is only a small handful of actually popular country songs that fit this supposed trope and half of them are by carrie underwood, you people reveal yourselves

[✧ @cessonmute]

why is male country music like “hot girls in teeny tiny shorts I will make you my wife, bear my children, front porch, family values, casseroles” and female country music is like “oops I killed my husband”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The year is 2001, you are a American citizen and cannot believe the dumbest man in the world is taking you to war in the Middle East.

The year is 2026, you are a US citizen and cannot believe you were wrong; there is in fact a dumber man.

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why have I sublimated all of my stress and anxiety from many sources into one obsession of torment? What the fuck do I do with all these fucking egg whites after I make a series of custardy stuff.

[melissa, sadistik ejakulator @malignanttrog]

“metalheads are actually some of the nicest people youll meet” LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

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except Ryan Gosling please come back and make another dead man's bones album

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

I think it’s okay when a singer tries out acting but I think it’s embarrassing when an actor tries making music idk

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@yrfavehaitian fuckin looooooooved MadTV listen here's the plan when you start school - I show up at your place, we study our asses off, and then when we're done we order take out and throw on old madTV episodes.

just be prepared for how poorly the Ms. Swan skits age.

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@JugsJudy_ I just got spotted by Georgia from Pittsburgh outside a grocery store earlier today and now we're having coffee on Sunday

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Everyone suddenly being into Wuthering Heights and having opinions about the book vs various movie adaptations is stolen value for those of us who were mousey, unattractive teenage girls.

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Yuma is an angel

[FS Gossips @fs_gossips]

Yuma Kagiyama on Ilia Malinin:

“It was surprising and rare, something unexpected for sure. But considering how tightly packed his schedule was - skating in the team event's short and free programs, as well as the individual event's short and free programs - it’s impressive that he persevered. He carried immeasurable pressure, with the entire world expecting him to take the gold medal. I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of tension he felt. I think he must feel deeply disappointed right now, but for someone competing in his first Olympics and skating four routines, I really admire what he achieved.”

photo Kyodo News

#iceskate #iceskating #フィギュアスケート #figureskate #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026

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It was great in your youth for a reason, don't go back you don't want to be a lifer, trust me it's a sad life

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

winter olympics are making me miss working at a ski resort so bad. for years i sold tickets by day and then went snowboarding until i was too cold and then drank in the lodge bar with my employee discount and it ruled so hard. i met shaun white once. bosses didn’t give a shit what i did bc they were all stoned 24/7. take me back.