(Cell)don (Wall)is

Candidate for #OrganelleVote2017. And a huuuge deal. We're going to make the cell great again. 👌🌱

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

And to the polymers lignin, suberin and cutin -- who are embedded in the cell wall -- we couldn't have done it without you. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Shoutout to the polysaccharides who have supported me throughout this entire campaign -- cellulose, hemicellulose, and pectin, it's been a real pleasure working with you. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Vote for me if you want a candidate who can be both rigid AND flexible. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

When you’re buying your Christmas trees, remember who’s keeping their cells nice and sturdy. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Christmas season is here. Add some holiday green to your life. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

I support.
I communicate.
But most importantly, I protect.
#OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

You need a million ribosomes to produce proteins, but only one (1) cell wall to protect the cell. Who's the real hard worker here? #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

I would like to acknowledge my fellow plant cell organelle, The Chloroplast. Make the cell green again. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[Ulysses SER Grant @KeepItSmooth_ER]

A single ribosome is so insignificant, that millions have to inhabit a cell in order for them to function and sustain life. #OrganelleVote2017

[Ulysses SER Grant @KeepItSmooth_ER]

Ribosomes are going to need a ribolot of help if they think they can beat me. #OrganelleVote2017

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

The Christmas story begins 2,000 years ago with a mother, a father, their baby son and the most extraordinary gift of all — the cell wall. Merry Christmas, everyone. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Election day is here -- who's it gonna be? A dictator like the nucleus? A socialist like the ribosomes? You know which candidate REALLY deserves to win. #CelldonWallis4President #OrganelleVote2017

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

@Ribsome4Pres You socialist ribosomes are too busy handing out free proteins that you can't even read a tweet right. I'm not paying a dime for the cell wall, the animal cells are paying for it. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Every person should exercise his or her right to vote-- when election day comes, make that vote count. Let's make the cell great again. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

An immigration policy in which useful materials CAN enter the cell and useless materials CANNOT needs to be put in place. Luckily, I've been doing that for millions and millions of years. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Plant, fungi, and bacteria cells are the best cells because they have me. Do yourself a favor and vote for the organelle that provides you with structure and support. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

These small hands prevent illegal aliens from taking over by letting in the good stuff (water and carbon dioxide) and keeping out the bad stuff (insects and pathogens). #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Why would other organelles call me an ignorant Cell-ist when I would never call them out for being useless and incompetent? I just want to be their friend, but I see they're not even trying. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

Make the right decision, people. We’re going to make the cell great again. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President

[(Cell)don (Wall)is @CelldonWallis]

It's a lonely job being a cell wall, but I do it for you plant cells. #OrganelleVote2017 #CelldonWallis4President