el e a nor

bridget jones’s baby. oxford comma lover. kissaholic

[el e a nor @celliecs]

Why do men purposely go out of their way to make women feel uncomfortable?? I’m at the services, alone, past midnight, and u still decide to approach & follow me. WHY

[el e a nor @celliecs]

@arabmansmisery I feel like blocking u and this wasn’t even sent to me

[el e a nor @celliecs]

@alanorexic When you work with solely straight men, everything becomes a HR nightmare

[el e a nor @celliecs]

Colleague kept saying “good girl” to me. Told him to stop so he asked why and I had to tell him I have a praise kink…

[Jamy ひ @JamyXBan]

@liquidpins stoke on trent is never good for a mental health walk

[el e a nor @celliecs]

@lnrclr What the fuck HELLO KISS ME

[lene 𐚁 @jiIlsmorgan]

indo dormir com o meu amor

[Xalottie ⭐ @horny_alotte]

If someone did this to me I'd give him the sloppiest bj ever

[el e a nor @celliecs]

The glasses stay on during sex.

[el e a nor @celliecs]

There’s a scene at the end of The Martian where Matt Damon looks the hottest a man has ever looked in the history of men

[el e a nor @celliecs]

There’s a scene at the end of The Martian where Matt Damon looks the hottest a man has ever looked in the history of men

[el e a nor @celliecs]

“Three likes isn’t a lot” ok now imagine a monster cock and two balls in ur face

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

libido has been off the pervert charts lately so they’re putting me down tomorrow

[ally @ally_must_die]

petplay mas eu sou um hamster entao voce precisa tentar me impedir de me matar de toda forma possivel a cada 5 minutos

[el e a nor @celliecs]

#BringBackKissingAndDryHumping

[el e a nor @celliecs]

I’m not trans but I will retweet posts about having a dick n balls ok #tipSTICKY

[alex 🐈‍⬛ @missalextheicon]

Why does nobody ever just send me $1000 for being gorgeous and funny and super intelligent

[el e a nor @celliecs]

@lnrclr When do we kiss?

[el e a nor @celliecs]

Just ate a peach so juicy it’d give my pussy a run for its money

[el e a nor @celliecs]

@J_wicks21 Hi everyone I’m in love with you

[el e a nor @celliecs]

If I was a celebrity and my nudes got leaked I wouldn’t give af bc I have beautiful breasts and everyone deserves to see them #actually

[The special one @A_A_A_A22v]

Si Doctor Strange ve 14.000 escenarios posibles es un superhéroe pero si yo lo hago soy un ansioso