cellmembrane365

two layers of GREATNESS.

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Tomorrow’s the big day! Go out there and vote, vote, vote! Best of luck to all of my fellow candidates, it was a good run!

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Watch out! Golgi malfunctions when producing proteins can lead to NEURODEGENERATIVE DISEASES!! Extensive scientific research has been done on this subject! The Golgi APPARATUS has LOW STATUS 😬.
#TheMoreYouKnow #Sad #Pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Mitochondria4P3 As in 90% of the things you say are propaganda!!
#MitochondriaIsStalin #StayAway #HeWantsAllThePower

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Mitochondria4P3 Not much to flex there sweetheart! #pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Mitochondria4P3 I’m sorry, did you say MEMBRANE? Are you promoting my candidacy? Why thank you!! 🙏 #MitochondriaKnowsWhatsUp

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

You may protect ME, but I protect the CELL. Scratch that, I protect ALL CELLS. #DontGetMeStarted

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@ItsPaulTheWall Mhm okay sure. Question though. If you are as important as you say you are, why don’t you just REPLACE me? I’m still there! It looks like you’re just an EXTRA organelle😬.
#ImTheGoat #YoureExtra #pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

If @Chloroplast1000 and @ItsPaulTheWall are sooooooo important for sustaining life, why are they only found in ONE type of cell?? What can they do for the interests of OTHER cells??
#DontDiscriminate

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Don’t let the ER SMOOTH talk it’s way into getting your vote!! #Beware

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Wow, so if @TheSmoothAndRo1 malfunctions during protein synthesis can cause a stress response that results in DIABETES, Alzheimer’s DISEASE, and BIPOLAR DISORDER, how are they STILL in the race??
#DiseasesArentGood #DropOut #pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Mitochondria4P3 I’m sorry, is your name TRANSPORT PROTEIN? no? Then I guess you DONT HELP ME. If you payed any attention in science class kiddo, you would know that LARGE MOLECULES & POLAR molecules can diffuse with my protein helpers, which is STILL PASSIVE TRANSPORT #DontNeedYourEnergy

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Chloroplast1000 I would just like to say that senior Cool-oplast stole my joke. Changing “buzzfeed” to “Clevver news” doesn’t make u original😒
I have to side with the golgi on this one...chloroplasts is whack!

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

For foreign policy, I believe that COMMUNICATION with other cells is vital! Though MEMBRANE MARKERS, we can do just that AND play a key role in immunal responses/tissue and organ formation! #communicationiskey #staysignaling #pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Minutes from 2nd stop:
PROTEINS!
I am proud to announce that we have INTEGRATED PROTEINS into my campaign! What’s wonderful about them is that they are hydrophobic so they can always stick by me, but they also have hydrophilic regions that help some ions come through!

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Join me on my whistle-stop campaign! I’m going to the prokaryotes, eukaryotes, and more to spread the message of my presidency! #onthegrind #seeyouthere #pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

Minutes from 1st campaign stop:
FLUIDITY!
We discussed how my unsaturated fatty acid kinks HELP our cell city! Since the bends prevent tails from packing together, we can stay fluid and not freeze during the winter! #staywarm #pgcellwars2018

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@GolgiAp87974500 Nobody’s perfect.

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Chloroplast1000 With limited resources it’s hard for us to allow EVERYTHING to diffuse. BUT, if we win, we promise to put more transport PROTEINS in place to allow for FACILITATED DIFFUSION. Progress doesn’t come easy, but in unity, there is strength! #icanturnthetablestoo #youdidntseethatcoming

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

“The party don’t stop till the membrane blocks the scene!”
Here is a video where our campaigns are put into a rap for children to have a better understanding of public policy and what we stand for!
Sick beats, bro!
Don’t forget to vote❗️
https://t.co/bUCbBuN4tX

[cellmembrane365 @cellmembrane365]

@Chloroplast1000 Wow. Great comeback. Where’d you get it from, buzzfeed? #glowupalready