Thembo Chode

Alex | Nothlit | Grown-ass adult | They/Them | @lessercryptids 👽 | @cellobuster anywhere else you want to find me

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

This place sucks and every time I log back in it's gotten worse. Follow me anywhere else, @cellobuster just like it says in the bio

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very important to vote for Superjudge Brad Schimel and voter ID today in Wisconsin!

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Cool mail

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@QuickMantis Also not a doctor but maybe the teeth removal is because of risk of infection to the new valve? I know one of the effects of long term dental disease can be heart problems

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

@QuickMantis I'm sorry to hear about all the health scares your family is experiencing. Thinking good thoughts for you and for them

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

@W_Defender

[BOTTOMS 4 THA ERADICATION OV HUMAN FUTURES; @gvrltwink]

I don't WANT to get in the shower I WANT to do a special beam cannon on my neighbor that got my car towed

[Veles Returns From Vibecamp @keyofgeo]

British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

@IgnatzHaderach Sigh https://t.co/JGUsh9BuWU

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

We should hook this thing up to a supercomputer miles below the surface of the earth and hang it up on meathooks and send searing hot sharp pain to every nerve ending in its body and make it handle simple computational tasks that are essential to the functioning of our society

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

@horngal

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Alright, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"

"I nicked it. When you let your guard down for that split second... and I'd do it again."

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Thrift

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Achievement unlocked: bought pants off Ebay and they fit

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Don't tell the corpos https://t.co/Rh6EKOgIoc

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Did I not follow up on this here? Sammy won lol https://t.co/lz0HqMzls6

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

There are mere hours remaining in the matter of Sammy Sinclair v. Lup Adventurezone and the TAZ fandom is resorting to every nasty trick in the book (voting in larger numbers). Please listen to this song I have composed for you and give Sammy your support: https://t.co/2uA6qEdTST

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Taking accountability

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Doin' the monster mash with ya on this beautiful Valentine's Day!"

"Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs."

[david @snail_inactive]

I think about this post so much