Adam Burgoon

I will one day change this world for the better. University of Nebraska - Lincoln 2020. Ping pong champion. SC- Cellsandadams

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

I would rather live in Italy and be a restaurant worker than live here and have to grind out college. #nightthoughts

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

Parking has to be one of the biggest scams.

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

I wish I had 645$ for the Burlington coat factory.

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

Got a telemarketing call from Stamford Connecticut today only answered it hoping that it was the Dunder Mifflin Stamford branch.

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

steroids couldn't do that. the guy was one of the greatest players of any sport ever. https://t.co/NzrGNccwmd

[Raven Leonard @RavenLeonard6]

if you don't have an @AlexZagorac in your life you're really missing out

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

@GordonRamsay I have decided to whip up the finest noodles west of the Mississippi. What are your thoughts?

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

@SethMacFarlane was too good in the roast of Trump.

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

@Luke_HighNLow @Drake @iamkevingates @trvisXX @PostMalone @gucci1017 I think you forgot @icecube

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

Everyone walks so slow to class.

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

@Sam_Giles26 no it should say 1.) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

@Sam_Giles26 I'm not sure but I think there is a typo on number 1.

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

@E_Griffen it only gets worse buddy

[University of Nebraska-Lincoln @UNLincoln]

No joke: @TheOnion founder to speak at the U. of #Nebraska Feb. 8 ›› https://t.co/oXNDlFiwoj #UNL #LNK

[Adam Burgoon @cells_and_adams]

Caffeine is cocaine for the middle class.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me: Sorry, can't go out tonight, I have so much to do

*takes quiz to see what kind of pizza I am*