Pauline Shypula

• Babushka Chic • Anachronistic Aesthetics • Pseudo-Intellectual Free Loader •

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL

[Sam B Griswold @samgrizzy]

According to my wife’s reaction, “I’m gonna get all up in there and find those eggs” was not a great Easter pick up line.

[Sam B Griswold @samgrizzy]

If you think the idea of a water sommelier is ridiculous then send me a video of yourself drinking a room temperature Dasani.

[Sam B Griswold @samgrizzy]

Doesn’t say it’ll get you wrecked ANYWHERE on the box

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Bro, you want this pamphlet?

"Brochure."

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Millennials, remember to stretch your quads before enjoying the Super Bowl Halftime Show

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

. @samgrizzy said I’m looking very “babushka chic” today and now I have a term for my personal brand

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

I made my first TikTok and feel invigorated. This must be how Countess Bathory felt taking her first blood bath

[Sam B Griswold @samgrizzy]

Everyone is hesitant about the vaccines and I just want all of them shot into my arms so I can become Covidman.

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Look at that shirt.
Tide ad

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Tide ad

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There is only one side. #charlottesville

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

❤️ https://t.co/TUCvMdkopU

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Thank you @bobandtom! What a fun photo shoot today! https://t.co/LC4DbJNQFz

[The BOB & TOM Show @bobandtom]

Thanks to @cellularfunk OF P. Shypula Photography for her excellent work today. If you need a photographer: https://t.co/r1OeDPckPJ

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Test shot. @chrisspangle
@sony a6000 + @vsco

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Thank you @RocketshpComedy ❤️ https://t.co/9n9zT0dzAu

[Rocketship Comedy @RocketshpComedy]

.@LeslieADinsmore & @cellularfunk are the best. We wouldn't be where we are without them. https://t.co/G8cb2bRMgW

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

I'm in the news today: https://t.co/Ba0dTpSa4O
Thank you @indystar

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Gif of me belly dancing with Mandali Tribal. Watch the video https://t.co/4iC2pifpak #ATS #bellydance #atsbellydance

[Pauline Shypula @cellularfunk]

Srsly in the @indystar! https://t.co/gsCjuq6DCe

[Rocketship Comedy @RocketshpComedy]

Read about us in the @indystar! #IndyComedy! https://t.co/1ZtCjBnctx