Celly

[Chris @christina_ivey]

besides not smoking and getting the HPV vaccine, the only thing you really can do to prevent cancer is just have really good luck

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Headlines from a deeply broken economic system...

[fuff @bigfoofheart]

nightmare fuel

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Literally cooking the oceans so that 8 dudes and some oil CEOs can live the life you wish you had.

For fucks sake.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

AO3 has received the divine mandate of the pope

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Life comes to a standstill around lunch time but the morning and evening/night culture >>>>>>>>

[K 🇯🇲🇰🇳 🇵🇸 @residentchemist]

I hate when we talk about the extreme weather in this country and people go ‘WELL dOnT cOmPlAiN WhEN iTs CoLd tHeN’ when in reality, I’d just like appropriate non extreme weather for a British summer?
34+ in JUNE isn’t appropriate for this country and we SHOULD be concerned?

[Luki Frieden @LukiFrieden]

Frankreich: 45°C
London: 39°C
Berlin: 38°C
Paris: 41°C

Da kommen sogar die Leugner des menschengemachten Klimawandels ins Schwitzen.

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Jesus, what happens in Toy Story 5

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I want my children and grandchildren to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[louanalao 🇱🇨 @nyanyanyan01]

If a 3rd world country went through as many prime ministers as the UK they’d call us unstable.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Everyday press conference to tell you a new Israeli is in charge. And you monkeys will be debating whether council tax will go up by 3% or not. The NHS is on ebay right now

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I miss the old door.

[Suraj Sharma @suraj_sharma14]

Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird.

The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free.

AI companies turned all of it into products worth billions.

And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable.

We built the library.

Someone else started charging admission.

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

They should do the one where that woman’s fiancé was a little too close to his sister and they made her sleep on the couch one time while they slept in the bed.

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

Despite spending time in Belgium and later France under quarantine and medical screening measures to ensure they had not contracted Ebola, not a single DR Congo supporter traveling from Kinshasa was granted a U.S. visa for the World Cup. Among them was Michel Nkuka Mboladinga, better known as “Lumumba,” an iconic Leopards supporter who became one of the most recognizable faces of AFCON 2025.

Since the start of this tournament, we have been witnessing clear bias against African countries embedded in visa and immigration systems.