Celso Piazzi

Imagine how hard it was for Machiavelli to do all that research without Google.

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Politics isn't exactly government or public service.

Politics means that one always acts trying to influence the most people possible, @selenagomez.

For example, if i had a girl and she posted a good picture that demanded some effort, i would post this.

This is politics!

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Interviewer: any question?

Me: what do they call german shepherds in Germany?

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Interviewer: any question?

Me: what do they call german shepherds in Germany?

[Tekee @Tekeee]

“Nobody wants to work anymore”

Personally, I never wanted to work in the first place.

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Politics isn't exactly government or public service.

Politics means that one always acts trying to influence the most people possible, @selenagomez.

For example, if i had a girl and she posted a good picture that demanded some effort, i would post this.

This is politics!

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Are you fine, @selenagomez?

I miss the old times

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

@selenagomez I thought about this many years ago, @selenagomez. But you are too young to be a politician.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Daughter : "mom , will you do my math homework for me tonight?"

Me: "No, it wouldn’t be right."

Daughter: "Well, just do your best."

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

❤️

[pratham @prath4m]

I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Accurate

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes.
He made the clothes try him on.

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Um já foi, faltam 2.

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Eu sou adicto.

Por isso que nunca termino nada do que começo, e nunca tenho nada.

Lógico que eu gostaria de viver uma vida normal, mas não consigo.

Eu preciso de ajuda, não de gente achando que sou super-herói.

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Peguei 3 por 450. Vou vender por 250 cada

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[The Independent @Independent]

In British politics, leaders come and go... however, there's been one constant at Downing Street - Larry the cat

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

❤️ @Pontifex

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Meu amigo Raafat, do Líbano

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

What do you think about you be the United States president, @selenagomez?

[Celso Piazzi @celpiazzi]

Lembram do mano que deu a copada na cara do outro?

Ó como eu falo com ele: