Celshade ⌨⛏️

Software Engineer | BTC Maxi 2.0 | The Dev @CelKeysNFT | Tech Support @ordinalmaxibiz @Parasite_wtf 🔴💙🟢🟠⚫️ | #42 @HotHeadsNFT

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

New miner build that I'm calling "The Aang" [The Last Hashbender] - powered entirely by custom OMB bitaxes. LFH ⛏️

The parasite grows 🦠
OMB cannot be stopped 🫡

[Part list below]

[Matt Duss @mattduss]

Thoughts and prayers for bartenders at US airports tonight.

[aaalex.hl @aaalex]

> playing WoW
> take a small break
> check twitter
> bitcoin under 69k
> planes stopped working
> another jensen affair
> go back to playing WoW

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@barkmeta

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

Excuse me @PlayStation

You told me people don’t buy physical games anymore can you kindly explain why you lied

[jon3k @jon3k]

Lord grant me the confidence to post shit like this during a 12 hour global outage.

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@TochiGitochi @WoWForeverMemes Toooch 🤣

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Logitech gives all 7,000 employees a day off to play GTA 6 on release day

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

💀

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

My wife just asked how my day was. Nice try, Beijing.

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

When your most-played games start blurring together 🫨

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@BobbyShakesX @BtcBravocados Banger. Good show, lads 👏🏽

[Frank @jedisct1]

CVE-2026-83844: Remote Code Execution in Microsoft Paint. https://t.co/omoSAcWUS7

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@Wario64 $299 😆

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@friskk

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@Warcraft Crazy smooth launch 👌🏽 mad props

[The Legend of Zelda Updates @Zelda_Updates]

Nintendo has confirmed that the map from 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' remake has been redrawn by the original N64 illustrator.

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@apaji_x Sending this to my entire family with haste lol Been doing this forever, and never really gave it much thought. Validated af.

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@RyanGrosjean @NintendoAmerica It's a little ridiculous, tbh. I love Nintendo, but I'm pretty disappointed in how they handle their payment systems.

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@nicolebc @NintendoAmerica Yeah, that happens a lot 🙏🏼 gl, fam. Rooting for you.

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@nicolebc @NintendoAmerica I have no idea lol I've been refreshing for a month straight 😂

[Celshade ⌨⛏️ @Celshade]

@nicolebc @NintendoAmerica You would think so, at least for several minutes, but apparently Nintendo doesn't operate their site with that respect to the customer.

@NintendoAmerica if you'd like help fixing your system, I happen to be a software engineer and currently freelance - open for work 😜