Audrey Stevens

A giraffe in a world of sheep

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

“Mmm’bop Slaps!”

#shitmybosssays

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

@chummslut Just attach another food truck to the back.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

@Oatmeal

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

Rentable Hot Tubs. Write that down.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

Oh to be a furious, little cinnamon bun.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

@sad_rad_plaid I just did this exact same thing today

[trash jones @jzux]

pegging? you mean reverse cowboy?

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

It’s a chai and croissant kinda dinner

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

girls go on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

BARBIE (2023)

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

Fuck.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

@chummslut They are just shy

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

@sad_rad_plaid Kids are so cool

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

I just got my ass whooped in bowling by a 5 year old.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

We will be doing our first steam on @Whatnot tonight at 6PM CT! Come check it out! Watch @gameongames’s “First show! Comics! New releases. Spawn” livestream on Whatnot: https://t.co/kGPLVGPEes

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

French Onion soup solves all problems.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

Arceus let’s me live out my dream of avoiding all conflict. I just want to collect the rocks and catch the flowers.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

Mood.

[Audrey Stevens @celticDEDfroot]

The shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time.