Corie

My kids are my life...unless they want to do anything but watch TV. I enjoy comedic walks on hiking trails, and swimming in public restrooms.

[Corie @celticcurl]

@SpikeInkMaster @steventefft it looks like Gina Gershon

[Corie @celticcurl]

@ARizzo44 @Cubs You're a class act Rizz

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

[Corie @celticcurl]

Ugh 😑 I thought #facebook was too political. I'm #sooverpolitics. "It does not belong to man who is walking even to direct his step"Jer1023

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

M-V-P! M-V-P!

[Corie @celticcurl]

My coworker who happens to be Mexican got an egg thrown at her as she left her house for work. The guy yelled "Go Trump! Build the wall! 🙄

[Corie @celticcurl]

So Twitter is all about updating followers on what's going on in your life right? In that case, I'm at work and I'm dizzy.

[Corie @celticcurl]

Man it's been a long time since I've Twittered.

[Corie @celticcurl]

@goldrush_parker I am so sorry for your loss. It was so special to see the bond you two had. Thanks for sharing your Grandpa with us

[Corie @celticcurl]

@SpikeInkMaster #promo forgot this bit #inkmasterlivefinale

[Corie @celticcurl]

@SpikeInkMaster #InkKruseman for the win! I would have picked #InkDuffy if the judges had listened to @DaveNavarro 😉#inkmasterlive

[Corie @celticcurl]

@michaelianblack that's funny...I always thought you were gay. #themoreyouknow

[Corie @celticcurl]

@DANCEonFOX I found @JajaVankova sisters. #SYTYCD #celebritylookalike #nicolekidman #amyadams

[Corie @celticcurl]

@ThatKevinSmith @Petco poor baby. That's bogus! I only take my dogs to local groomers now. Too many horror stories about big chains.

[Corie @celticcurl]

@JulietteLewis I do the YMCA dance whenever and wherever I hear it. My daughters run in embarrassment #twofer

[Corie @celticcurl]

The Asaf/Marissa Club Chacha had a very Dancing With The Stars feel. #teamsendasafhome #SYTYCD @DANCEonFOX

[Corie @celticcurl]

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[Corie @celticcurl]

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[Corie @celticcurl]

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[Corie @celticcurl]

@adamlevine my friend's mother ADORES you and will be at your concert tomorrow. She would DIE for a shoutout! Please