Masshitik

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[‏ً @itsnwts]

Sometimes male anger at “women getting special treatment” reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[em 🏒❤️ @ilyasloon]

reading fanfic is crazy because I’ll giggling and kicking my feet over something I would block a man for irl

[Stephanie ❤️‍🔥 anti-doomer @cryinginginger]

yall... everyone is CHEWING GUM in chimney's dream 😂 whoever came up with that idea is a genius #911onABC

[Mel ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ @miss_mercuryy_]

Porque ustedes lo pidieron, acá les traigo la guía definitiva de los ships de la scaloneta

[ayan @ayxnfe]

the idea of having sex ✅
actually having sex ❌❌❌❌

[Masshitik @celxria]

Hoy estuve con las medias blancas todo el día pq mamá me lavo las negras

[YAGO @s0ftw4v3]

please no more asexual discourse please allosexuals leave asexuals alone please

[Masshitik @celxria]

Algún día voy a pedir pizza y voy a decir alguna mierda de los que dicen lo que van a pedir en good pizza

[car @solarilya]

The fact that supergirl is getting review bombed on imdb and people is still justifying it saying “maybe it’s just a bad movie” no, you’re all rooted in misogyny and insecurity and you did the same thing to captain marvel and you’re completely and absolutely pathetic

[oroly @mujer_q_ama]

Una tensión homoerótica no se le niega a nadie

[Nazu @NazuStingray]

ESTO ES POR TU MANGA ONLINE

[rizcriz | rwrw | #bobbyalive @rizcriz]

did 911 on abc just admit that Eddie’s in the closet on main

[lu 🇸🇪✶⋆.˚ (mundialista version’s) @inumakibostero]

que es ese filtro amigo simeone es una mezcla entre un mono y epstein, te arruina totalmente

[Masshitik @celxria]

Le pegue el resultado pq no sé nada de fútbol

[🦕🫧 @_rojilla]

los ecuatorianos después de cagarle la quiniela a medio planeta:

[Masshitik @celxria]

Ya fue, que sea lo que Dios quiera

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

😬

[Ramardo @Ramardoh1]

No sé si es más tonto el que inventó que un ovni se iba a llevar a Neymar o yo que genuinamente me quedé expectante de que un ovni se lleve a Neymar

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“harley quinn, you gave me cancer?”

[TiNa ⭐️ @ibytames]

buckcore