Empanadadecemento

Cuando no se que call cerrar, me la juego al rojo.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Stock market hits "most expensive" valuation in history — surpassing dot com bubble.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: 60% of stocks are "beating" the S&P 500

[Ted @TedPillows]

$240,000,000,000 added to the US stock market in last 75 minutes.

No matter what happens, stocks are always green.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until 2029, the end of Trump's term, unless Trump accepts all of Iran's demands, per a senior Iranian source and Majid Shakeri, advisor to Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf.

Iran's demands in the US surrender document remain unchanged, $300 billion in compensation, the release of up to $100 billion in frozen assets, lifting all sanctions, US troop withdrawal from the entire region, an end to the naval blockade, and accepting transit fees on every ship.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran rules out future negotiations with the Trump administration, says it will wait until his term ends in 2029.

[esra @1989healy]

Crazy how he’s the muse of one of the best songs ever written

[Chucho @ChuchoTrader]

Esta clarisimo que cuando anuncien el fin de la guerra hay que shortear esanpi como si no hubiese mañana

[Warbird 💵 @warbirddotcom]

Regulan a las Alycs pq estas se encargaron de chorrear como nunca en los últimos años. El mercado corporativo está casi 100% corrompido por "sales traders" que armaron alycs pedorras apalancadas para timbear

[esra @1989healy]

Wearing the 1989 shirt a whole decade later at her show he was insane for this

[alexis❤️‍🔥⭐️ @folkloreforests]

don’t text..

[Chucho @ChuchoTrader]

La magia de la intervención hace que el AL30 esté 1% por encima de lo que debería valer

https://t.co/mSydehTjHr @BondTerminal

[Juan | Inversor Novato @InversorNovato_]

Se cancela otra vez el apocalipsis?

Dónde están los permabears?

[Anp🅰️nman @spacanpanman]

$ASTS: That's our ride 🚀🚀🚀

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Breaking: For the first time ever, a sitting president tweeted an individual stock ticker

'Coincidentally', Palantir $PLTR, is one of the most popular stocks bought by Politicians in the last year

However, it's been Democrats buying most recently

Gil Cisneros (D) - Bought $15K on 3/16/26
Ro Khanna (D) - Bought on $15K on 2/24/26
Gil Cisneros (D) - Bought $15K on 11/18/25
Cleo Fields (D) - Bought on $50K 10/10/25
MTG (R) - Bought $15K on 7/15/25
Cleo Fields (D) - Bought $100K on 6/30/25
Lisa McClain (R) Bought $15K on 6/17/25
Ro Khanna (D) - Bought $15K on 4/23/25
Rob Bresnahan (R) - Bought $15K on 4/8/25
Julie Johnson (D) - Bought $15K on 2/12/25

We'll see if any Politicians bought before this tweet as they have 45 days to file

[El Barón del Merval @barondelmerval]

Regalado a cualquier precio.

[Prof @TheProfInvestor]

Happy Friday: Stock market is having its best week in a year.

[BullvsBear @BullvsBearTrade]

Que locura el canje CCL/MEP arriba del 4%

[Target 🎯 @TargetDeMercado]

USD mayorista continúa su tendencia a la baja: opera en 1378 y se aleja de los 1400. El MEP acompaña en 1415 y el CCL en 1475. Tras la limitación del “rulo” minorista, la brecha entre CCL y MEP aumenta y supera el 4%.
Desde el lado de los pesos, el sistema muestra elevada liquidez: la tasa a un día se mantiene en el piso del BCRA y los PF institucionales siguen bajando, lo que va a provocar caída de un par de puntos de la TAMAR en los próximos días.