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good morning. sunday morning. welcome to my tweeter account. michaelsoft binbows. she/her.

[C | L @cemrelively]

I already need one thousand cups of coffee for tomorrow

[C | L @cemrelively]

@DerpDicler @PeacockTVCare Heyyyy I just messaged them about the same thing. So stupid.

[C | L @cemrelively]

after over two years of listening to @MurderSmall consistently, I finally am completely caught up 🫡 episode 1 was just as good as 372 🙌🏻

[C | L @cemrelively]

just walked into my boss’s office stating “I have a stupid question as per usual” good thing she was on a zoom call with 5 people. I just stood there like this in the background🧍🏽‍♀️

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Remember that these drag bills are barely about drag queens- they’re about discriminating against trans people. It’s so obvious.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s been said before, but if you don’t like abortion, don’t have one, if you’re not attracted to someone who is the same sex as you, don’t date them, if you don’t like drag queens, don’t go to a drag show, and if you don’t like that Target has boy clothes with rainbows on them, don’t shop there. No one is forcing you to do ANY of that shit, so stop trying to prevent the rest us from being able to. You ignorant, bigoted f*cks.

[C | L @cemrelively]

everything changes when you finally get a good shower head for your rental

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

sometimes u gotta remember everyone wasn't raised like u

[Moonsoulchild @bymoonsoulchild]

You won’t always get that apology…

[C | L @cemrelively]

Elon taking the one thing away that gives me joy

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

(😔 It's been a lovely ride, all. - 🐸)

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[C | L @cemrelively]

@booooshtastic I was always dangerously close to biting these babies

[C | L @cemrelively]

the DMV is in the same backrooms as the airport. all these people are just NPCs

[C | L @cemrelively]

@heymakaylarae you get me 😅

[C | L @cemrelively]

when I get an extra large dose of The Big Sad ™️, I let my emails just run wild, unopened, hundreds of notifications for months. I’m proud to say I deleted 837 emails today 🫡

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’m about to enter my lil stinker era

I’m gonna be a silly rascal fr

[C | L @cemrelively]

nothin like being 27 years old and finding out your friends block you on instagram stories 😂 I’m too old for this shit

[C | L @cemrelively]

I really need to go to a the salt flats in Utah, I think it’ll heal my soul

[C | L @cemrelively]

@jsteve5270 Consider it done

[C | L @cemrelively]

I’m getting “white people masala” and a pumpkin spice bottle tattooed. I have to.

[anjali nova patel @anjapatel]

just explained to my partner that pumpkin spice is not pumpkin flavor but the spice mix that goes into pumpkin pie; an autumnal mélange; white people masala