Matthew Franco

A Friend of the Farmer, a Pal of the Peon, the Crony of the Classless.

[Matthew Franco @centaurlover]

@WorldWideWob Cádiz, Spain

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

“Hey, my boy over there thinks you’re cute.”

My boy:

[ESPN @espn]

SOUTH FLORIDA GETS IT DONE 🔥

The Bulls are headed to the NCAA tourney for the first time in 14 years 😮

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

The Raiders to all the new free agents they “signed”

[Yousef Is Margin Calling Ohio @JoefromOhio2]

Common mistake of confusing Iran with the Islamic Republic of Arkansas

[Lauren @cabsav456]

Anthropic is a private company. They set the parameters for their own technology. You, the government, chose to award a contract knowing exactly what those parameters were.

If those red lines — like not using their technology to spy on Americans or build fully autonomous weapons — are now apparently a problem for you, the solution is to terminate the contract. You don't own them.

The federal government publicly attacking a private vendor for simply having ethical safeguards is weird AF.

[Jason_E🦅 @JDE_Philly]

Sean Mannion and Josh Grizzard opening Sirianni/Patullo's playbook:

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process.

This is one that stands out:
https://t.co/qSfcJJG5Zv

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

“Deposit $1 billion into my personal account to join my made up little group or I will punish U.S. citizens by making them pay 3x for wine and champagne.”

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The Department of Justice is replying to PopBase

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

tis the szn

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

In our $30T economy, foreign investment averages around $0.2T annually. So an $18T (!) infusion would've expanded the economy by 60% already.

This is like claiming you scored 300 points per game in high school basketball. It's not only a lie, it doesn't even make sense.

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

Kenny Pickett beating Jalen Hurts in Philly right now would create a dimension imploding moment that splits the city of Philadelphia at its foundation like Vecna did Hawkins

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

Beware of the hard hitting safety coming at the end of the play... 😳

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This step was taken by the only Defense Secretary in American history to accidentally share details of a pending military strike with a journalist on an insecure Signal chat.

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Jalen Hurts in last 17 games he's started and finished (incl. playoffs)

17-0
43 Total TD
5 TO

[College Football Hall of Fame @cfbhall]

A historic upset, now immortalized at the Hall!

@USFFootball’s victory over No. 13 Florida can be seen in the game-issued jerseys of QB Byrum Brown and kicker Nico Gramatica—now on display in Atlanta.

Thanks to the USF Football Equipment team! 🤝 #CFBHALL #Atlanta #CollegeFootball

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Only one team this season can say it is 2-0 with two ranked wins 🐂💯

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

Sorry that was a typo

One week from today we find out who is the best college football team in Florida

[Dr. Robert Rohde @RARohde]

So DOGE-related cuts and early retirements eliminated 550 staff at the National Weather Service, and now the NWS is being granted special permission to hire 450 positions to relieve critical shortages.

Such a waste of time and resources.