country guys with boston wives

hey @MBTA can you let me drive the bus // they/them

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

YUP

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

you can't take the country out of the guy

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

classic end of trip uniqlo run

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

cities where people have asked me (a tourist) for directions
hong kong ✅
london ✅

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

suzhou is kinda like the worcester of china

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

like dog wtf

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

if my coworkers keep dragging me to this fuck ass club in shanghai i will k*ll myself

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

@gatorsafterdark nooooo literally

[noruh @bl00dyc4p3]

two glasses of wine deep and i’m liking everyone’s instagram stories. if i didn’t like yours you’ve wronged me in some way

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

just went to the ballet .... some of the most beautiful twinks i've ever seen in my life

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

@croissant_fan girl ...... 5pm breakfast burrito

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

sabrina carpenter could reuse all of the words from blurry by puddle of mudd and i don't think anyone would notice

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

at least the sox got it

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

keep politics out of my star wars

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

if the dick fitts

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

the way i drink two beers and take a "relief pisser" and the sox put in the "relief pitcher"

[World Cup Papi 🇨🇴 ☕️ @FenwayAttendee]

Happy Fenway Opening Day to all who observe

[country guys with boston wives @centralma4ever]

the way i just opened this at baseball because it's shaped like home plate

[Lilli @SovietClarinet]

woke is back on the menu boys