Central Park Peacock

I'm movin on up, to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. (I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille: [email protected])

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

From the East Coast...to the West Coast! RT @SF_BananaSam The security at the zoo was laughably simple to breach...

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

First they evict me from a window sill. Then they evict #OWS from their park? New York, I love you but you're bringing this peacock down.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

No, I have not seen any coyotes. I think Mayor Bloomberg is spreading the rumor so I'll stay cooped up & not go join #OccupyWallStreet.

[The Wall Street Bull @TheWallStBull]

“@ckanal: Some news here at Zuccotti GA #ows --- on Friday 11-11-11, the movement will occupy Central Park #nyc” @CentralPeacock, heads up!

[The Mad Sonneteer @TheMadSonneteer]

@CentralPeacock -- No justice, no peacocks!

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

#OccupyWallStreet is spreading to even more NYC parks?! I'll join you, comrades, when you #OccupyCentralPark! #OWS

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

I'm making this important statement now:
Peacocks across the nation SUPPORT #OccupyWallStreet!

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

I know I'm just a peacock so don't take my word for it...but I think Rick Perry mixed up his rain prayer with his big Texas wildfire prayer.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

That's it? That was Hurricane Irene?
An Upper East Side ledge is more exciting.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

They closed Central Park? I better get out of here then.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

The media needs to stop overreacting about Hurricane Irene. Jeez...you'd think a peacock escaped the Central Park Zoo or something.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

On second thought, Central Park ain't such a bad place to be...in the event of an earthquake.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

No. RT @PerezHilton Any radio programmers that WOULD play @katyperry's #Peacock if it were her next single? Let me know! Tweet #KatyPeacock

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

A question, Mitt Romney! If corporations are people, are peacocks people too? #corporationsarepeople

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

Attention jumper currently chilling on the 70th floor ledge of 30 Rock: come down, please. Hangin' on ledges is my schtick.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

One week ago today... 8/2/11. NEVER FORGET. #VivaLaPeacock

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

I see London handles an escaped peacock situation much different than New York.

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

Blimey! I KNEW IT. RT @Gawker The Time Rupert Murdoch Saw a Freaking Peacock http://t.co/f5I9Tle

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

Thanks for all the Fly away Friday's! Kind of tired from all the press today, so I think I'll stay home...that is what #FF stands for right?

[Central Park Peacock @CentralPeacock]

@DetroitRight THIS bird!