Banana Sam

17-year-old male squirrel monkey. Former San Francisco Zoo escapee. I like foreign films, crepes, and hurling my dung when provoked.

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

@thebolditalic Let me think about this one for a minute.

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NOT COOL MAN RT @sfappeal LA Man Breaks Into SF Zoo, Runs Through Exhibits: http://t.co/XPFKPXEfSb …

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Nice article! RT @SFWeekly This week's feature abt Twitter avatars http://t.co/tiGmzAa3Ty @KarlTheFog @ATTSeagulls @SFBayBridge @Waves_SF

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Hey @TheGlendaleBear, you had a good run! Way to go, man!

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

(But seriously, don't tell the meerkats or they'll be all WHEN'S I LOVE SLENDER-TAILED MEERKAT DAY HUH? Annoying.)

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

FINALLY! RT @sfzoo This weekend is I love Banana Sam weekend. February 11-12 10am-4pm Come see him back on exhibit. http://t.co/2hRtPaxy

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Remind me never to go to Kristen Bell's house. I don't want her to have an aneurysm or anything. http://t.co/hT8LjUV3

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Did you see me look at you? Felt like we had a moment. RT @staralixstar At the SF Zoo today. I'm excited to see @SF_BananaSam!

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

I know I haven't / Twittered much lately; I've been / Doing monkey stuff #monkeyhaiku

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

We all look alike to you guys. No one would miss me if I went to the 49ers game tomorrow, right? Promise I'll come right back.

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

You guys, the animals on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise are fake! They're taking jobs away from real animals!

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Human drives SUV into underground train tunnel. http://t.co/96jD5WJk Monkey remains in cage. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

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ANIMAL GOSSIP: I hear that horse who played War Horse likes the carrots a bit too much, know what I mean?

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Has that zoo movie won anything yet? #GoldenGlobes

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ALL THE BANANAS!!!! #49ers (What? Monkeys like football too.)

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That thing where that monkey you haven't seen since the research center starts sending you messages on Facebook. #awkward

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That's it, I'm talking to management about the snow leopard bringing raw gazelle meat to the breakfast meetings. Gross.

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I'm here either way, but yeah. RT @ReiReiSF So if I were to go to the zoo right now is there really a @SF_BananaSam?

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

Looks like the lemurs got their hands on a computer. RT @SFCitizen Sam, you stopped being funny about a half-day after you started.

[Banana Sam @SF_BananaSam]

The @sfzoo calls it "being back on display;" I call it "4 shows a day for scale."