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🚨🚨| One of the banned journalists got caught trying to sneak into Ten Hag’s press conference

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🚨🚨🌕| Marcus Rashford spent the morning feeding breakfast to homeless people in Manchester while handing each of them a tenner from his pocket. [@TheAthleticFC]

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🚨🚨🌕| Jim Ratcliffe believes Eddie Nketiah can become the face of #mufc and the country. [@SamiMokbel81_DM]

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🚨🚨🌘| Erik Ten Hag won't allow Malacia to invade Rashford's bubble when he returns to training. [Mirror]

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🚨🚨🌕| Sir Jim Ratcliffe deporting Antony back to Brazil is unlikely but can't be ruled out. [@David_Ornstein]

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🚨🚨🎙️| Tahith Chong: “I wish we were playing Liverpool again because #mufc are just too good for us.”

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🚨🚨🎙️| Marcel Sabitzer on beating Newcastle: “I’ve already beaten them in the finals with #mufc so I didn’t feel any pressure at all.”

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🚨🚨🎙️| Tahith Chong on his goal against Liverpool: "I hope #mufc fans enjoyed that."

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🚨🚨🎙️| Erik Ten Hag: "The process is still in progress and we will stick together. Milan wasn't built in a day, eh?"

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🚨🚨🎙️| Ten Hag: "Man City's only goals came from Haaland so that shows we contained the rest of their team well."

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🚨🚨🎙️| Onana: “Me and Mr Slabhead [Maguire] need new haters after tonight.”

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🚨🚨🌘| Tyrell Malacia is on maternity leave and could be out all season. [Mirror]

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🚨🚨🎙️| Victor Lindelof on his nickname: “It’s the Iceman as you all know but this season everyone calls me Lindelady. I think it’s because all the girls want me.”

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🚨🚨🌕| Jim Ratcliffe was reduced to tears after seeing #mufc's lack of British core this season. "We shall not turn into Crystal Palace!" he told a source. [@TheAthleticFC]