Mark the Barbender

good squat form, awful tan lines. On the road to 20 followers.

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

Leafs Nation Awakens

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

This is not shocking. We are a major oil producer and oil went parabolic in Q2.

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

#UPDATE: Statistics Canada says the economy grew at its fastest pace in more than three years in the second quarter
https://t.co/OJsZX7kjoI

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

The Jets honestly don’t have to take a deal unless they are 100% satisfied with it. Hellebuyck can either play, or stay home and start losing paycheques. What’s his leverage?

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

One key difference with the Connor Hellebuyck trade request compared to others around the NHL is that he's willing to waive his NMC for a variety of teams.

The offers haven't been to Winnipeg's liking just yet, obviously, but they're not totally handcuffed.

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

Bookmark this and let’s see where the usd is in a couple years..

[R i N K Y @RinkyReport]

Jeff Marek on The Sheet Podcast : "I don't think the NHL wants anymore markets in Canada where the dollar can be volatile" #NHL #NHLExpansion

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

@LeafSingh They would be more interested in us, but they definitely wouldn’t treat us better..

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

When ppl say “violence is never the right solution” I like to point out that nobody ever fucked with Pavel Bure again after giving Shane Churla “the mother of all elbows”

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

@mattlabelle The weirder part would be having De Grasse on the list and not Donovan Bailey..

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

Verbeek and the Ducks have a history in jerking around their young players. They didn’t recognize that you can’t treat 2nd and 3rd liners the same as legit stars. This is just the Ducks getting a taste of FAFO

[Colby Cohen @ColbyCohen36]

@walsha From an article from some guy who writes and covers the ducks. Embarrassing

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

TSN is putting on great hype show but I can tell you with confidence they do not believe Canada has a chance. A few of their panel members from the UK came into our establishment before the tourney and said Canada was gonna get slaughtered by Bosnia

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

For leafs fans mad about the return: this player did not want to be here. This team does not like or trust this player. He’s never been a serious candidate for the top 6. He’s a smaller Martin Frk

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Nick Robertson to PIT

TOR gets a 4th

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

The leafs select Justin bieber with the first overall pick

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

So remember, when Keith criticizes a goalie for their mental health.. Keith didn’t have the mental discipline to lay off the doughnuts

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

For all the shit Keith talks about what it takes to win, he didn’t really do a lot of that in the playoffs. He actually has more “trashed hotels in Nagano” than Cups. He also showed up to camp one year weighing north of 300 pounds.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

A five-time All-Star and father to two of the game’s biggest stars is HHOF-bound.

Congratulations, Keith Tkachuk, on your induction into the Hockey Hall of Fame! 👏

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

@soIoucity It would be like if Keith Tkachuk had a brother who played in Dallas and the Blues traded him there within the division after Keith’s dad shit on Keith’s goalie before the playoffs and then in the playoffs the goalie was the best player on the team and Keith didnt record a point

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

Good. He’s a shit bird. He lets his dad trash his goalie and then flies off to the land where nobody cares about hockey.

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Hearing that the Florida Panthers are getting close to acquiring Brady Tkachuk from the Ottawa Senators.
I believe Ottawa will get three first-round picks and a second-round pick in the deal if finalized. More to come.

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

@WatchMyReview This is why I question the current Knies rumours

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

Since 2016, there is a major spike in jackasses who believe if they lie or are delusional enough while speaking in front of a microphone, that they can manipulate the truth to their will with impunity and nobody in the media will correct them due to fear of losing access

[🇨🇦Goug Dilmour🇨🇦 @CanadasLeafs]

Warning, the video below may induce vomiting, diarrhea and possibly seizures. One of the most nauseating responses by an NHL GM that I can remember. Vegas really working OT to be the most unlikeable organization in hockey.

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

The bottom of that list is disgraceful. You can’t say that Dan Vladar or Gabe Landeskog were one of the top 5 most impressive players this year and be taken seriously as a hockey writer.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Final voting totals for the 2025-26 Hart Trophy:

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

Freddie getting healthy’d is wild

[Emily Kaplan @emilymkaplan]

Brandon Bussi starts for Carolina in Game 4. Pyotr Kochetkov backs up.

I’m told Frederik Andersen is a healthy scratch. No injury designation.

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

I was actually shocked that he challenged because I’ve been watched hockey before..

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

John Tortorella says he'd challenge the #VGK potential goal "10 out of 10 times."

[Mark the Barbender @centrewingdman]

I think we can all agree that the Hoffman signing might be one of the worst by this Jays front office.